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Category Archives: Science Fiction
Exploding Jack-O-Lantern: the hidden story
The second in our continuing video exposé series on What Really Happened.
It’s that goddam Cheezburger cat!
I knew he was evil!
But who’d have thought he was working for the Empire?
Thanks to Gina for the tip.
Keep your eyes on the skies!
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X-Wing Explosion: the hidden story
Although the government has tried their best to cover up what really happened at the launch of the homemade X-Wing fighter, we here at the ol’ raincoaster blog have sourced exclusive footage which demonstrates conclusively that this was not the innocent accident we’re all supposed to believe it was.
Ask yourself: who gains by this deception? The answer, of course, is obvious.
Life & Style of the Great Old Ones
Rising couple the Nyarlathoteps have previously given our readers a peek at the stunningly exotic landscaping features they’ve installed at their new Miami mansion. Now come with us as they take us on an exclusive tour of the interior of their eldritch neo-Aegyptian hideaway.
Their handpainted china, commissioned from a secret Asian workshop “somewhere on the Plateau of Leng.”
Their custom-designed bibelots tables from “the Dark Star beyond Aldebaran,” which is a label so exclusive it is one of which we at L&S have never heard. How exciting!
Their most unusual garden fixtures. This is their play structure for “the frolics” by which we take it to mean they’re planning on having many little Nyarlathoteps soon.
“Oh yes,” says Mr. Nyarlathotep (call me Abdul, he says to our interviewer, graciously) “We are planning to have many, many children, aren’t we, Shub?”
And his wife smiles inscrutably as she strokes one of their collection of sleek, black cats.
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Calls for Cthulhu #6: Special Guest Star Xenu!
It’s time for another episode of everyone’s favorite call-in show, and ohhhhh, by Shub-Niggurath, this is a good one! It’s not every day that you get to hear from Xenu himself! Wonder what Tom Cruise thinks of this?
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