crab stew

If they’re trying to use this enlightening ad to sell 42 Below, I’m thinking that the plan may have backfired. Click to enlarge, in case the details are fuzzy, as, indeed, they would be the next morning.

Crab Stew

From the Clio Awards

. Be sure to click the NEXT button when you’re on the site: the second one in the series is particularly amusing!

Elf you, the Musical!

Oh my, this IS random.

And NSFW, lingo-wise.

As near as I can make out, it’s some kind of pervy European Keebler elf frat house theme song, subtitled. If you speak… uh, elvish, by all means provide a translation!

quiz: what infectious disease are you?

Well this is a bit of a shocker to anyone who thinks they know my sex life. Including me.

 

You scored as Syphilis

You’re a little bit sexy and a whole lot kinky. Some people might even call you perverted, but we aren’t judging you. Your passions do run high, though, and you never forget anything–even if you seem cool at the time. It might take some time, but you always get even… and usually drive your enemies insane in the process. This strange combination of stealth and sex appeal has kept you gainfully, although not always famously, employed. Your recent comeback tour is going well, especially since you stopped listening to your critics.

Syphilis
 
95%
Malaria
 
90%
Influenza
 
75%
Bubonic Plague
 
70%
Necrotizing Fasciitis
 
65%
Common Cold
 
55%
Gonorrhea
 
50%
Amoebic Dysentery
 
50%
Cholera
 
45%
Gangrene
 
45%

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Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (pic)

head.

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

Toldja.

Hat tip for the tipoff to With Malice

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Ernest Hemingway, on drunkenness

Will that be all, sir?

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.” – Ernest Hemingway

A fine quote of the day, particularly after a period of abstemiousness such as we have recently endured around these parts; ah, I have been in this position (barring the gender) far too many times. Let it just be said that I bear it with ill grace, and am given to asking, with the earnest expression of a dedicated seeker after mysteries, “why is it that are you are all so incredibly stupid?

quote and image from Saturday Night Souse on Constitution Club

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