Yes, it’s another eruption from the unfettered subconscious of the internet’s most inadvertent superhero, Brian Atene. This one is an unused trailer for VH1’s “40 Greatest Internet Superstars,” unused because … well, see for yourself!
(also: what’s up with Defamer? Are they asleep? Are they boycotting this video-downtaking heartbreaker, still hurting from the Great Purge of September?)
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I’m going to be on vacation for the rest of the week, and posting only occasionally if at all, so I sifted the entire internets and came up with something that should keep you occupied (if typing one-handed) till I get back; it’s a video roundup of the best boobs in Hollywood History.
If you think about it, they could do this with mastectomy patients and get twice as much A for each T, and twice as many girls altogether, but Hollywood is strangely deficient in uniboobage, so what can you do? They made the brest of it, I guess.
Your own complaints, commendations, and recommendations in the comment section, pervs. I know I can count on you.
A boring title, I know, but this video is laugh-a-minute, at least: it is if you’re as malevolently Schaedenfreudeyan as I!
via turtlebutt, and cross-posted to Ayyyy!
Yes, Stacy Keach is a man of many talents. You may be familiar with him as an actor; you may have heard of his charity work; you may know him from his colourful personal history, but are you aware that this veritable Renaissance Man is also a qualified Jedi Master Chef?
Indeed, in the crowded ranks of celebrity Jedi Chef wannabes, only a rare few make it through to the revered rank of Jedi Master Chef. The years of training, the discipline necessary to wield a lightsaber or boning knife equally with not only a straight face, but a threatening one, the dogged pursuit of the scoundrel known as “Santa Clause”, and the ability to instantly recall the correct method for preparing non-weepy custard, are accomplishments beyond the ability of all but a rare, ascetic few.
Undertaking the way of the Jedi Chef is the choice of those remarkable individuals whose paths wind through tangled underbrush, dark valleys, and science fiction conventions.
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Because I have so many blogs, and because I am yea, very easily confused, forsooth, I wrote a post for Ayyyy.com which place does, in fact and in actuality, pay me to read gossip blogs (NOT kidding. Life is a cabaret, old chum) and say “go look at that…now go look at this…now look at that” etc.
Yes, I am getting paid to read gossip blogs.
My sister is going to eat her lips when she reads that.
In any case, here’s the post that was going to put food on my table this month, until I remembered that I’m only supposed to do this during the week. And it’s the weekend. And I thought, bugger it, I can at least feed the ol’ raincoaster blog with it.
Mindy McCready behind bars, not under them this time (PerezHilton)
Viggo Mortensen‘s computer-enhanced nude scene (Agent Bedhead)
Alyssa Milano: Who’s the Sportsblogger? (Daily Stab)
The Celebrity Cover Corral (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes is no Richard Avedon (I’m Not Obsessed)
OJ Simpson is looking for the real burglars (Holy Candy)
Christina Aguilera visited by the Titty Fairy (Wizbang Pop)
Carmen Electra bringing the respectable back? (Hollywood Tuna)
Angelina Jolie rocks the Mother of the Bride look (Just Jared)
Lindsay Lohan is delusional (and easy) (A Socialite’s Life)
Colin Farrell‘s homeless shopping spree (Defamer)
Ryan Gosling loves his costar (Jezebel)
Larry Birkhead‘s graveside photo-op (Mollygood)
Amy Winehouse before the wine (Dlisted)
Paula Abdul has something you don’t…besides memories of sex with Emilio Estevez (Evil Beet)
Prince is suing…YOU! (CeleBitchy)
Well, this should be good for hits.
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raincoaster 