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pic o’ the day: fossilized fairy

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This genuine antique fossilized fairy from the collection of Takeshi Yamada is the kind of thing that throws Pharyngula and his fellow godless Darwinian crusaders into a frenzy. No doubt the heirs of Arthur Conan Doyle will be purchasing this irrefutable proof of the ancient existence of fairies, should it ever appear at Christie’s or Sotheby’s.

Fairy Fossil by Takeshi Yamada

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quiz: the Canadian slang proficiency test

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Certified Canuck
You earned a total score of 76 %
There’s maple sugar running through your veins, isn’t there?
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on proficiency

Link: The Canadian Slang Proficiency Test written by green_apple_ on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

From Laverne & Shirley, via Azahar.

Kinky Koalas in Christmas display

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A koala bear peep show in a store’s Christmas display? Another featuring an animatronic platypus administering a hand job to a recumbent wombat?

Dese Australians, dey are crazeeeey!

From the Herald Sun, via (who else?) Fark.

EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.

A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year’s Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.

But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.

“I don’t know what to think,” said a mother of four.

“They look like they are… involved.”

And in another window, eagle-eyed bestiality fans noted the following koala-on-koala-gimp action.

NSFW, if you W with koala bears all day.

Myer stores in Sydney may be closing the toilets to stop homo activity, but their Melbourne counterparts are putting it in their windows for all the world to see!! Check out these cute little blighters in this years X-mas window display!

In England, though, they call this dogging…hmmm, wonder why? They had Jordan turn on the Oxford Street Chrismas lights this year (among other things) which rather sets the tone, so it stands to reason that somewhere in the festive decorations lurks a cunningly disguised display of canine kink.

Pictures can be forwarded to the address in the top right-hand corner, please.

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holy sheet! panda poo papers path to prosperity

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 My god, what is that woman doing to that panda?

Sometimes the headlines just write themselves, eh?

The CBC, your go-to source for all panda-plop monetization scheme updates, has reported that Thailand’s Chiang Mai zoo is selling sheets of beautiful, handmade keepsake paper composed primarily of panda poop. It’s in great demand as a gift item.

“Saw this and thought of you.” How sweet.

When keepers of the country’s panda couple – Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui – tired of disposing the 25 kilograms of feces daily produced by the duo, Prasertsak Buntragulpoontawee came up with the idea of turning it into notebooks, fans, bookmarks and key chains.Pandas just poop too damn much!

“At first the Chinese were very skeptical,” said the head of Chiang Mai Zoo‘s panda unit…But the multicoloured paper products have proven hot selling-items at the zoo, with the the equivalent of about C$9,350 earned to date helping balance the accounts of panda keeping…

Prasertsak said he was inspired by sa paper, or mulberry leaf paper, a traditional, local product which has proven a highly popular gift item in recent years.

“… in the zoo, when people see real pandas and then their product they’re excited and buy.”

I’ll bet. Does Chuck Berry know about this? How about Mark Oaten? I forsee a radical new idea in super-personalized autobiographies…

But has anyone thought of the most obvious application?

TP Panda!

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t-shirt o’ the day: KKKramer!

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This is great: Michael Richards has probably been wishing he was famous enough to have his own t-shirts for at least a decade!

And now he does: the KKKramer KKKommemorative shirt. Does it come in brown? Order yours today! From T Shirt Hell, via Perez Hilton.

KKKramer shirt

 

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