Is it any wonder I love these guys? Fearless!
Well and here I was, thinking OGMD wasn’t going too well today. Then I checked the stats.
Not only have I gotten the linkie luv from Liberty Forum, but I’ve also been linked to by nastyfuckingporn.com. May I note as well that this has resulted in a $5 increase in my Pingoat Blog Worth.
My mother would be so proud!
No: you don’t know my mother. She would be!
Have I ever explained just how difficult it is to maintain the care and feeding of a decent blog while actually working?
Hell to the No! How would I know, right?
But it is. Found out today. Wish me luck feeding the beast, as they say in the White House, now that I actually have, like, “work” and stuff to do.
Meantime, just because it was good for 37 comments last time, let’s have a piccie from my new favoritest movie!
from Fark. This is just too amusing not to post. If you don’t get the joke, something tells me you’ve got that Y-chromosome mutation.
Q: My husband wants to have a threesome with me and my best friend.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you’re still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day; then cook him a nice meal.
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
A: I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you’ve forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
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