This is totally legit.
In news bound to rock doctrinaire Evolutionistas everywhere, another set of ancient fairy
Now comes breaking news from Derbyshire, via Neatorama, that the mummified remains of several authentic flower fairies have been located in a barrow somewhere in the countryside. The exact site is being kept secret for obvious reasons; there is no knowing what shameful lengths the charlatans in lab coats might go to in order to erase this stunning blow to their orthodoxy.
The proof is undeniable:
The 2inch remains complete with wings; skin, teeth, and flowing red hair have been examined by anthropologists and forensic experts who can confirm that the body is genuine. X-rays of the “fairy” reveal an anatomically identical skeleton to that of a child. The bones, however, are hollow like those of a bird making them particularly light. The puzzling presence of a navel evne suggests that the beings reproduce the same as humans despite the absence of reproductive organs.
Well, I’d like to see what the “scientific community” can set against that kind of proof, eh? Try your darndest, you godless heathens! Just look at that photo; it’s even got a Police Evidence Bag and latex gloves! You can’t get much more official than that! Ha! I say again, HA!
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The Ha! you say. Well, this is certainly unusual to say the least. I think you might be on to something here. So, I say Ha!
That bears no resemblance whatsoever to Quentin Crisp! Fraud!
Brilliant!
Did you see the big news on the BBC: “Photographs of a mummified fairy supposedly found in Derbyshire have been revealed as an April Fool’s prank.”
Oooh. Heavy hitting reporting there boys. Go get thee some high paying jobs at Yahoo.
Oh, just as I was getting excited :-/
The Beeb has lost all credibility, and this is just the final nail in the coffin. Naturally, the lapdog of the establishment would seek to discredit a find of such magnitude; it could shatter their carefully-constructed NeuLab world.
I hope that all readers will join me in a boycott of the BigBrotherCompany until such time as they admit their part in the cryptocracy which keeps much of the so-called “free world” in chains!
Clap your hands!
Oh yeah. I’m always hitting those things with my car out on the heath. They make a real mess of the windscreen.
See, finally a use for squeegee people. Who wants to deal with that mush themselves? Also: corroboration! Who would not take the word of someone named “analglyph”?
Hey. Ease up on the ‘anal’.
If I had a dime for every time I said that…
You’d have $17.05.
At the very least. And that’s just YOUR account.
I hate to be daft but…is this for real? Or humor?
Of course fairies are real! You wanna kill off Tink or something?
I do(nt) belive in faries!!
This is a lame prank. It looks real, but pranks like this are old!
I do(’nt) belive in faries!
Pranks inolving faries are nnoying. And boring, if your gonna prank at all, make it new!!
Gee, Cthulhu isn’t nearly as great as I expected.
The acolytes are gonna be bummed!
that thing looks real.and freaky. but, i think that fairies should stay in our imagination.
But what happens to them when they die? This poor fairy was obviously unloved.
Clap your hands!
I DO believe in fairies!! I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies!!!
Yes – and I DO believe in Santa, the Tooth Fairy and her sidekick the Tooth Mouse, not to mention the Easter Bunny!!! (this is what happens when one has little kids in their lives!!!)
The Tooth Mouse? Do tell. I would hate to think I’ve left one out of the pantheon.
I believe in fairies, too, Tanz. In fact I’m getting my hair fixed by one tomorrow.
Yeah, what is a tooth mouse?
Which reminds me to get my hair cut. Can’t afford to get the teeth done yet, and my dentist is straight anyway. Come to think of it, he IS a bit mousy.
The Tooth Mouse! Heck yes, he deserves to be in the temple too Raincoaster!!! In fact, I think he’d prefer a tooth encrusted one!!!
Apparently, according to folklore and bits and pieces handed down the ages, the Tooth Fairy used to be a mouse!!!! The mouse turned into a fairy to help the good queen defeat the evil king by hiding under his pillow and knocking all his teeth out!
Yip – macarbre I know, but hey – isn’t that where all fairy tales find their origins?? Sugar coated horror stories from centuries gone by!!
So, you see Stiletto, queens and fairies abound!
Yeah, and don’t neglect the Organ Transplant Goblin, either.
Him, you really don’t want to piss off.
No, that’s why I make all those sacrifices of tourists!
Thanks for the tooth mouse backgrounder. How did I get through most of a degree in comparative literature and folk tales without knowing this?
Goblins and Fairies aside, new to all ‘dis’ blog-readin’ and have to say that I have found your blog a fascinating read Raincoaster!!! And yours too Metro. I admire the time it must take you to put it all together!!!!
BTW it really is quite interesting what one can find on Wikipedia these days!! No almost degree needed for that! :-)
Thanks. All compliments gratefully accepted; when Great Cthulhu rises and the Earth is cleared off, you will be eaten first, a high honour indeed!
OMG – but not before I go totally mad I take it!!!
Exactly! You learn fast, young Grasshopper.
Gwash!! Awww – thanks!! Grasshopper eh! That brings us to another tale!! You know, the one about the grasshopper that only wanted to play and live it up all summer long, scoffing at the hardworking little ants along the way – then come winter -he was stuck out in the cold and who took him in … none other than the very same hardworking lil’ bitty ants, that’s who!
And the moral of that story is ….
The moral of that story is: Learn your invertebrate biology. Grasshoppers only live one season.
I guess that’s my cue to bow out ‘gracefully’ – catcha on da waves ‘R’ !!
Nobody hangs around here long without getting a dose of da attitude. Tough it out and stick around.
What’s wrong with your teeth, Raincoaster? The tooth mouse take them all?
Apparently so. I shall go buy myself a new pair of fangs soon.
this is amazing!
Don’t miss the fossil fairy too!
Hair, teeth, if I were a hairdresser or dentist I’d offer my services for free.
Not sayin’ it’d be any good but I’d still try my best.
Hey, they’ve done wonders with Cher!
just imagine, all this time we thought fairies were just imaginary, and they turn out real, so that means sum1 would had to have seen one before and passed down the tale, meaning any imaginary creature could actually have lived! i cant quite picture a heap of giants roaming aroud though….
They’re very stealthy. Mostly nowadays they are in the US, playing professional basketball. It’s all true!
the “fairy” looks real but it still isnt enough for me to think they are real and that they do exist sorry
How can you say that? Every time you doubt, God kills a fairy! Why do you think he took Liberace away from us? EH?
well i need scientific proof that they do exist i’m so sorry
but that picture does look pretty real
Hey, they’ve got the police evidence bag and everything. Maybe it was a murder!
Also, don’t neglect the corroborating evidence:
http://raincoaster.com/2006/11/24/pic-o-the-day-fossilized-fairy/
i do beleive in fairy’s!!! and dont forget unicorns and murmaids and stuff, i beleive they just died cuz noone beleived in them… but i dont think the mummified fairy is real cuz if fairys were real there bodies wouldnt be left behind because that will kill the meaning of “beleiving in them” its cheating if you only beleive in things once youve seen them.
But, don’t you believe in James Brown? And his dead body was all over CNN!
Man, whoever did his mortuary work didn’t do that great of a job, I thought. But then, they didn’t have that much to work with I’m sure.
Just wait til Keith Richards meets his maker.
Are you kidding? Alcohol and heroin are preservatives! He’ll look exactly the same when they dig him up in a thousand years.
This is amazing!!!!! I am absolutly shocked I am so amazed that people found this increadable find!!
Wow
THIS IS SOOOOO WILD WITH A CAPITAL W !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you see the other one? Click on the links in the article.
i believe the story might be fake but i also believe that faries exist.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! If fairies exist, they most definitely would be all over Derbyshire. I hear it’s FULL of fairies.
if there are fairies, there should be fairy dusts… wish peter pan would teach me how to fly with it i will go to derbyshire to grab one. Fly A-W-A-Y!
I think you have to at least buy it dinner first.
faires do not believe u stupid dick fucks
oh and also they could of found the bag and the “wings” look like leafs i get and they body could just be fake so ask yourselfs dat
kelly, you’re right. Fairies do not believe you: I asked them.
mr smuggles, are you saying you collect leaves that look like fairy wings? How remarkable. I ask myself dat all the time…or is that “I axe myself”?
well i find the leaves were i am now u STUPID DICK FUCKER AND ALSO THE BODY COULD BE MADE OUT OF CLAY SO FUCK DAT
SO SHOVE IT UP UR VIGINA OR DICK MOTHER FUCKER CUNT
fairies are not true if u think that they r ture you r a dick fuckers and the wings look like leaves and the body looks like a brunt barbie doll
*VIRIGINA
so raincoaster get a life and dont be a naked masterbating fucker
u r a DICK LICKER if u think fairies r true and its a burnt BARBIE DOLL with LEAVES ON THE BACK.
Dear Mister Sums/Smuggles/Whateveryoucallyourselfnextwhenyou’repretendingtobetwopeople, also known as | eujg@hotmail.com | — | IP: 58.7.76.51
Well sweetheart, ONE of us needs to get a life, that’s for sure.
u r a DICK LICKER if u think fairies r true and its a burnt BARBIE DOLL with LEAVES ON THE BACK.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
http://eatmyfuckingstilettos.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/march07athshot1.jpg
So eat shit Mr Sums!
Holy shit, so you do! If that’s not fate, what is?
Also, impressive lats!
Thank you, Rain! I know how you feel about personal links but I thought it was a perfectly and irresistibly suiting response to his post!
I’m cool with links as long as you’re not popping in once in your lifetime just to drop a link to an unrelated post on your own site. I know you’re not a spammer, no issues there.
And that was just too perfect.
couldn’t you all just be quiet! I wanted to believe!!
We believe! It’s those others who are nay-saying! Look, Stiletto Girl is even living the dream in tattoos and costume!
well im sorry to hurt your feelings but hey we’re in the real world and you have to get used to it so im sorry raincoaster and also do u know a girl called veirty i dont know how to spel her name correcrly but please inform me if you do
oh and also were are two different people
please tell me if you know this girl her name is veirty
are u there raincoaster
I know someone named Verity, but I very much doubt that is the person you’re talking about, as she lives in Mexico.
Those posts were done from the same ISP, and the person input exactly the same email address. Either they were both the same person or you have a stalker, sweetie.
If you live in the real world, you really should be more realistic. Do I know your friends? I rather doubt it.
Fairies may be fiction. Trolls on the other hand …
Grotesque little thing isn’t it? I love how it’s trying to talk like a normal human being.
um shes my bf and i told her about it and she put in a fake email adress like me
um how do I know you’re telling the truth? Verity says you’re a liar.
where i am veirty is a 12 year old girl
are u der raincoaster
why arent you answering raincoaster?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? scared
Because I have better things to do than hang around the internet in case some trolls in the comment section happen to be demanding my attention.
Now that you’ve annoyed me, you should be MUCH MORE afraid.
y should i be afaraids
What’s an afaraid? I don’t believe in afaraids.
Every time someone says i do(”nt) believe in Fairy’s one dies.
So that is why this poor little fairey has died. I DO BELIEVE IN FAIRIES
It looks real enough for me, so I think it is true.
AMEN.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/derbyshire/6514283.stm
The person who actually designed this host has openly admitted to it.
“Former Derbyshire resident Dan Baines, 31, who designs illusions for magicians, made the fairy as a prank.”
Here is Dan Baines’ personal website: http://www.lebanoncircle.co.uk/DeadFairy.htm
Oh yeah, sure. That’s what he told them on-camera. I’ll be it’s a different story when he’s walking through the woods alone in the dark. You’re sooooooo gullible!
I know they could have lived just like any other “creature”. It is believable and I always did believe. And of course still do. Easy to prove someone right, hard to prove someone wrong in this case.
Wow If they get a hair sample from it what result of animal did it say it was??? wouldn’t it say that the animal was unknown
Of course we know what it was: It was a fairy!!!
police bag and gloves could just be used as a prop to make it look like a more realistic situation.
This is reli gd ! Mi frined actually thought it was real ! Ha ha aha aha aha aha ha ha ha ha ha !
Have your friend discuss it with claire up there. She’s a hateful doubter!
¡¡¡¡NO SE QUE DECIR!!!!!
JESSICA, WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING???
Where do these people come from, Raincoaster? That’s it, I’m going to prank you one day.
ohhh come on.! is that real???;-$
Of COURSE it’s real. It was on the BBC!
Hey Raincoaster!! Long time no chat! Amazed to see the fairy debate continues!! Wow – and some really, “um” poetic, eloquent …. comments up there! Guess it all keeps the blog alive, eh!
And, yes – I do still believe in fairies. Funny. I usually say I only believe in what I can see with my own two eyes, and yet, as far as fairies go – I believe? Huh!
Well I see them all the time around here. You’re just not staying up late enough!
Yes, the fairy debate continues, although slower. I expect most of the fairy commenters are in the lineup for the Harry Potter book at the moment.
Thats some crazy shit! Never seen any thing like it!
i think its fake but i do belive in faries and wen i searched for “real faries” they showed that pic and they said “real fairy found NOT ! ! !” it might be real it might not be u never know love, o:-)
i stay up all night
THEY SHOULD X RAY IT AND SHOW A VIDEO ! ! ! !
love, o:-) lol
Bellas right I DO BELIVE IN FAIRIES I DO I DO I DO I DO I DO ! ! ! !
CASEYS ALSO RIGHT BRING BACK THE MAGICAL CRITERS SAY I BELIVE IN FARIES,UNICORNS,AND MERMAIDS I ALREADY DID SO U SAY IT
WELL I THOUGHT IT
its not a burnted barbie doll cause it has ribs ! ! ! ! ! if u dont think im right look at it again
love, o:-)
they could of found it and it barely had wings so they removed it and put leaves on it and Mr. smugglers ur a dick licker cause u dont belive in it so ha i say again HA one more time HAAAA ! ! ! :-P
i mean mr sums sorry mr smuggler i got it mixed up :-*
dont say u dont bbelive in faries just say i “think” there not real I BELIVE IN FARIES I DO I DO
WTF?! no way…..!! O_O
Like, WAY!
lol it looks like a doll the way the hands are all straight… kinda like in grand theft auto their fingers are always stuck together they dont move individualy…
if you look at the close up and look at the hand it looks like… ok if you make a model car sometimes you have to shave off extra plastic from the parts and thats what it looks like between the thumb and finger
just saying
If you believe in God then you have to believe in fairies.
Fairies are elementals they are of the lower realms of angels.
Us as humans, God has given us gardian angels, now fairies are the same but they are the gardians of animals and plants.
Now I really dont care wether you believe me or not but I’ve seen a fairy, not like a little person with wings but a big ball of light floating through the room.
It’s very sad if you dont believe in Angels, as they sure do help you out a lot.
That’s from the Gospel of St. Timothy Leary, isn’t it?
this is LAME
Sooooo, your comment fits perfectly!
fairys are real ok u can think whatever u wannna think there still real if u ppl took the time to study about them u would believe but u dont because ur all stupid all the ppl that DONT believe there real and i dont care what all u ppl say there real and thats it period done
ive seen a fairy too and if u think im stupid whatever if u think ur a hot shot saying ohh this is stupid bla bla bla bla thats ur opinion not mine or any of the other ppl that believe in them there real creatures god put them on this planet for a reason to make this planet a better place. the fairys arnt little with wings like natalie said and shes right they are a ball of light i was sleeping in my room when it tuged on my hair and the most likely time of night which is june 23 is the most likely time of night to see a fairy and when that happend it was june 23 and no it wasnt a rat i have no rats in my house its been searched and theres none.
Why is June 23 most likely?
I`d like to see the X-rays mentioned, a C-14 test, a DNA examination and Histology of teeth and skin.
That would be areal proff.
Well, do you think they’re going to release blockbusters like that into the public realm? I bet they’re waiting for a book deal.
OMG – you people are so daft. This is totally fake. If it were real, why do we not have it in the museum? Instead is is placed as “police evidence” and posted all over the net.
Get real people!
no it cou;d be real thats why its being checked out at the police stastion. and when they know that if its real or not then they will deside where it should go. any way i think its real. cause how could someone make something that with it showing ribs or the teeth !?
Of course it’s real. The only place you see people who look like that is in zombie films, or The Mummy. Mummies are real–you can see some in museums, right?
And everyone knows zombies are real: it’s commonly known in Hollywood that during the filiming of Day of the Dead , George A. Romero had two houngan medicine men on the set making the legendary “zombie’s cucumber” paste for making people into the living dead. He also employed teams of men to comb the local cafes and diners for desperate young actors, whom he kidnapped, buried alive, and then had made into zombies.
Asked later why he resorted to such methods, he commented that he was straining his budget, and this was a great way to get around paying Actor’s Equity scale, as AE refuses to represent zombie talent, Ryan and Reeves notwithstanding.
Of course the subsequent street protests and riots by his exploited workforce were simply filmed and presented to the unsuspecting public as part of the movie. News outlets were suppressed and all zombie-related activity was dismissed by the mainstream as a publicity stunt, including the legendary Million-Zombie March.
This is at least as factual as the sad history of zombie protest.
UNDEAD RIGHTS NOW!
Thank you.
Metro is the Norma Rae of Cryptotheology.
they could have at least made the leaves not so…. leafy…
Wait for next silly season. We’ll see Fairy 2.0 I doubt not.
wow i havent been on this thing in a while hello peoples… :D the people who do belive in faries good who ever dont U SUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you
Angel O:-)
Would an angel have said such a thing? Go wash your mouth out with Seraphim Soap!
wel how come things like this are never found in countrys where they orionate like ireland when was the last time someone actualy reported something like that there the myths are still alive there and things are constantly being found but they are never given the chance to be much more than a romour they just seem to disapear americans are the only people who seem to actualy find anything so im a little bit sceptical for that reason
You’re not allowed to be skeptical until you can spell “Originate” and learn enough folklore to realize that the fairies of England are not the same as the Little People of Ireland. Sheesh! Don’t even get me STARTED on Scotland and the Redcaps.
Besides, look at the URL: these people are not Americans. They are Lebanese, duh.
Erm… He he… Well, I’d say that someone is very good at making little dolls look like mummified fairies.
Sorry, people, I’d like to believe as much as the rest of the world, but hey, facts are facts.
The fact is, “hope,” that this looks more like a mummified fairy and less like any doll I’ve ever seen. Facts is facts: which does it resemble more to you?
I honestly truely KNOW it’s a fake. If fairies were real, they wouldn’t be called “fairy tales” now would they?
So now you’re claiming that fairy tales are fake, too? Talk about conflation!
I think that athiests made them up to give God NO credit what so ever. Wasn’t it he that made everything in seven days? The people who didn’t believe that God was real, they made up fairies to make a point, we can’t see God but we can’t see fairies either. Humans are cowards, we don’t like to think we’re alone, so our minds automatically find a reason to think that we aren’t alone, so again, that’s probably why lonely people made up the creative creature.
You’re a fairy agnostic? How can we believe anything you say, then? You can’t see fairies the same way you can’t see God, so your skepticism is strangely selective.
shut up!!
fairies are real and so is that!!
thank you =]
That may be true that i’m a fairy agnostic, and I haven’t seen God BUT I have felt him and sensed him and I have NOT sensed or felt a fairy. . . and I would like to believe in fairies, I love fairies, they’re beautiful, whimsical pieces of art. . . but that’s the sad thing, they are just lovely art, nothing else.
Aw hell – everyone knows the only mummified fairy was Quentin Crisp!
fur: you can’t prove any of it. And I have both sensed and felt fairies. They’re all over my neighborhood, in fact, generally dressed in designer jeans.
I would have to say this is Quite Interesting…I cant really say that I Believe this Photo But yet yu never know what is Really out there we are not alone in this Universe…
Indeed. Hard to prove fairies don’t exist…or someone would have done it by now, eh?
whoever doesnt beleive in fairys is wrong fairys are very much of a real person just extra small and has beautiful wings…!
i do beleive in fairies,i do,i do
Don’t listen to the h8ers.
This post is going to be older than the hills if it keeps on going like this!
Well, all I know is that it’s probably more fun trying to find some sign of wee winged folk than it it to find some semblance of sense and humanity in the world today.
Hey, that haunted house thingie is starting to fit really well today . . . .
Are you the ghost of a fairy, FFE? Formerly Fairy, EEK!
I can disprove that assertion easily and with the full agreement of all fairies – I have no taste in clothes, interior decorating or furnishings. And I look like shit in a bustier, ballet slippers and wings – you haven’t seen me handling any Disney World advertising chores, have you? Eh? Eh?
Prove it. Upload some pix.
ican’t bleave that fairys are real i thought they were just a mith but it looks so life like so i am going to say SWEET!!!!!! but i do know that giants were real awhile ago but i never knew this was real.!!!! i would like to know if i was a fairy in my past life. well cool
wow, it looks really real, but im not sure if it is real, i thought faries where a myth but this has convinced me enough to tell all my friends!
WOW!! they are real…my grandmother still doesnt beleive it! shes soooo stubborn….I would like info on how to get a job lookin for things like that faires and such…its so facinating.e-mail me to let me know how to start ajob like yours!
nikkiv16@rock.com
wow they are real!!! i really want to know how to get a job finding fairies and fossiles…that is awsome!!
I’m not sure there’s a living in it. You could search Monster.com…hey, there’s gotta be a connection, don’t you think?
WOW THATS SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme guess – you’re using this post as spammer bait, right? Or else it’s become a focal point for some new-wave Dark Ages?
No, I just like trollbaiting. 166 comments and counting…the WordPress record is 500, but this was only posted in April. I want to see where it goes from here.
omg lol
if this is real its surtainly unusual and fairly freaky lol
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Indeed. If it’s a fake, it’s so good it deserves to be famous anyway!
DAMN THAT LOOKS REAL BUT I STILL LOVE FAIRIES AND FARIES SHOULD STILL BE IN OUR IMAGENATIONS;)
And our gardens’ bottoms!
First blog ive ever read, not much of a reader, not much of a fairy believer to, but this kind of evidence could make Mr.Roger’s shit a brick. But then again, i think its real cos you have to believe in it, i mean come on, with out fairytales about dragons,fairys,and all the other sparklely bullshit, people would stay in a world with george bush as a president….now tell the truth wouldnt you want dream of fairys instead of hearing george bush and watchin Carlos Mencia stupid ass on television every nite? i pick fairys, cos GW is a retard and CM isnt mexican…
i think the story is fake at first i thought it was real im pissed because i do truly belive in fairies and many other ppl do as well i think it is a mean april fools joke to the people who do belive and i am going to laugh one day when someone does find a real one!
also to the hoaxer whom made this fairies arent all cute they are very hostile vicious creatures who dont take to kindly to humans and i hope you never run into a real one because you wont even know wut hit you i assure u they are real and if you dont belive me go walking into the woods at night alone and lsten for there bells i know ppl who have truly seen them whether u belive me or not BEWARE OF THE FAIRIES
“Whom???” Back at your schoolwork, young lady!
Actually, this hoax was created by a magician’s artist. He creates incredible artwork, but he himself said that it was all a joke.
Very well put-together, but all fake. Check it out on Snopes.com
A lot of people say that he’s just saying its a prank to get less publicity. i say, hey, believe what you will. Everyone could use a little magic now and then, right?
Snopes…I’ve already debunked some of their bunk. We all know about Snopes ’round these parts. We do not listen to the unbelievers!
*claps hands*
*sez yeah*
wow i bet you didnt expect this much attention when you published it. I love fairies i think they’re awesome. I can’t beleive how angry people are getting on here! That split personality Smuggles dude/chick got dead pissed off and then wanted your help on spelling! Fricken hell! Some people are wierd and come on you guys! Some of you relly need to learn how to spell!!! A fourteen year old can spell better than you! (and i know cause i’m the 14 year old who can spell better than you) :P lots of love
Ashmee
Let me add to the chorus:
They certainly are real. Not a day goes by that I don’t have to shake one out of the ashtray out on the porch, or clean the mush out when they fly into the fans, or pull one away from the cat (those little bones are hollow and light, but they can cause havoc in a cat’s oesophagus).
Oh–and it’s kinder and cleaner to spray them. Unless you get them on the first blow, you wind up having to step on their heads, which is tricky while they’re flopping around trying to get airborne again.
In fact, they seem to have overpopulated the area, and if anyone can help me find the hive and kill the queen, I’d appreciate some advice right here in this thread.
i think it’s CGIed it can’t be real…..can it?
Metro, I think Shakespeare wrote a play about that.
Emily: of course it’s real! They’ve even got a police evidence bag!
A police evidence bag?
You mean, like a rape kit?
No, the whole thing was IN the police evidence bag. So it was evidence. I guess they were investigating whether or not it had been murdered. You can see it in the pictures.
Well I am still skeptical. Since when was hair preserved? If it were not for the hair I would believe this. Where is this supposed to have been found anyway?
@SG
Surely it would be a very sloppy investigation if they didn’t check to see whether it had been raped as well as murdered?
Actually, hair decomposes very, very slowly. That’s why zombies still have most of their hair.
Metro, a good point.
Everything I learn I learn from Law & Order. Scary, huh?
There are worse places to get your information. You’re better off than those American Idol addicts.
Sorry to break this to you guys but this is fake, some guy made it as april fools joke and sold it on ebay. nice try tho.
It’s pathetic the way you lot make these outrageous claims without any proof. You’d think you’d pay a bit more attention to the facts, which are conspicuously absent from your post. Where is your corroborating material? All I see are claims.
please don’t take away all my dreams, of course fairies are real… BELIEVE
I am a roman catholic woman. And although fairies are not spoken of in the church (as I am sure that they have considered fairies part of the ‘occult’) – I DO NOT consider myself to be a robot of a council of secretive men somewhere in the hills of Rome who ‘decide’ around a long table discussion, what is right for me to believe. In fact, I just so happen to believe in a God who is capable of creating ANYTHING HE WANTS, and that includes FAIRIES. And after combing through other religious texts, it is noted quite often that God is capable of doing ANYTHING HE WANTS, WHENEVER HE CHOOSES to do so. Now, without reading any further, can any of you who comes from any religious or spiritual background argue with that last statement?
I mean, when you think of the vastness of the universe, who the heck are ‘we’ to say what can exist or not? Don’t forget, that we, too, were once ‘thoughts’ breathed into existence by the awesomeness that is GOD. Having said that, if an innocent child (or an adult, for that matter) ‘thinks’ they exist, then what is stopping God from choosing to grant that miracle? Oh yeah, I forgot- Because in a round-about-way, some of you said He can’t.
We are arrogant to think that HIS AWESOMENESS stopped with ‘us’. The same wonderful ‘us’ that kills, steals, gluttons, rapes, and even chooses to turn away from Him. Do you think He is satisfied only in His creation of ‘us’? Why can’t we believe that He is capable of creating things of beauty such as fairies?
Just because we can’t always see them, doesn’t mean that they are not there. Most religious texts speak of angels. Yet I’ll bet most of us have never seen one. Does that also mean that they, too, do not exist?
I heard somewhere that fairies can only be seen by the pure at heart – a gift from a God who has been abandoned by the rest of us caught up in the rat race of life.
Look, I know, we all have to grow up sometime. I am 31 years old. I am a successful business woman. Back in my University days, I studied world religions, psychology, and philosophy. But growing up doesn’t mean we have to curse at others with foul language like the ones in this forum who ‘chose’ to speak poorly and condemn those whose hearts still beat with a faint innocence.
Don’t you think that life would be that much more easier if you choose to believe that anything is possible at the hands of God? It’s not about who’s “too cool” or who’s “too childish”. What it really comes down to is it’s a matter of choice: Do you believe, or don’t you believe, in a Great God? Well, because I NEVER question God’s awesomeness, I choose to believe…. that fairies EXIST.
By the way, I’m not sure why a lot of you are huffing and puffing over this particular mummified fairy having ‘leaves’ for wings. Being an avid fairy follower, I have learned that fairies come with a variety of wings – Butterfly wings (most common), translucent and irridescent wings (like a dragonfly’s), and wings that resemble ‘leaves’ for ambiguity. They are, after all, nature’s angels.
And, although I am not quite sure about the authenticity of the photos, someone here mentioned it would be more believable had the corpse had no hair. Well, having studied Egyptology, I can tell you that hair in a mummified state can remain well preserved. Even after the body has long been decayed.
Well said, Shanara:
“I believe, and there is nothing that can convince me otherwise. No argument, no question, no fact.”
I believe fairies are just as real as God is, and that those among us who are Believers are a unique breed. Thank you so much for your affirmation of my belief!
It is also true, and I know this from personal experience, that hair on a head can be preserved even after soft tissues such as the brain inside that head have long since rotted away.
That’s true: baldness is the least of your problems.
True: and blondeness the least of yours.
*mwah*mwah*
At least I’m a REAL blonde.
My cousin kathy knows everything there is to know about fairies, she would know if this was real or not..she has fairies all over the place. She is a fairy!!! go Kathy, tell us…is it real???????
well my cousin seems to think i know what this is, well im thinkin its not a fairy,im thinkin its a demon from hell, they float around to make people do stupid things this one just got caught in the physical realm….hows that glenna?
Wow, a demon?!? I’m going to ask my shrink!
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young man in possession of a good fortune must not be in need of a Fairy, especially a dead Fairy from Derbyshire, the est of Counties
He can usually find them at retro dance clubs, from what I hear.
i have seen fairys with my freinds and i am 10 i belive and so should YOU
i think its kinda creepy but itz belivable i am 12 and i do(nt)belive in fairys lol is it true or not ?????????????????????????
no one has pruf that fiarys are made up but now we have pruf there real why are all of you stell not beliving!!!
Because you’re not using the power of the spell checker. USE THE FORCE!
omg- might eb copy right or a fake but ill test it for now i dont know weather or not to belive but ther has bin evadence befor so yea…if it is fake itz a very good fake then xD
Yes, and deserving of a post on its own, wouldn’t you say?
THIS IS SO BULL I DON’T BELEAVE THAT THIS IS REAL.GOD SAID NOTHING ABOUT FARIES IN THE BIBLE. COME ON PEOPLE IF THERE WHERE FARIES WHY CAN’T YOU FIND THE LEFT OVERS OF A DRAGON OR A UNICORN OR EVEN A FOSOLLISED DRAGON EGG? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! DON’T TAke AWAY PEOPLES DREAMS OF TINK!
ICANT HEAR YOU CAN YOU SHOUT A BIT LOUDER?
Isn’t Kant spellt with an initial “K”, not IC
I’m sure Kant would have believed in a Fairy discovered in Derbyshire – after all, he believed in the Autonomy of Human Theoretical Thought
If you can’t believe an ENGLISHMAN, who can you believe ?
Mr Brown and Mr Blair don’t invalidate this – they’re Scotchmen
I would not dare to tell Englishmen what they could think of this.
Because God knows…It wouldn’t do any good.
Some day I’m sober I will post the justification for Kantian Teleologism, which should be impossible which is not.
Seriously,wait for it. I’ve been working on it for 20 years/
Mr G. EAGLE: I am not yet ready to reveal my reasons for Kantian teleologism so I cannot, as yet, support efforts to explain Kantian deontologism. I would hope that you have patience…
I’m placing a wager that this comment thread reaches 300 by the end of November. What say you?
@Stiletto
It might. But RC shouldn’t expect any help from me.
I never do.
Mais peut-etre le Monsieur Metro will favour (err … favor) us with his prediction as to whether this thread will attain 300 hits before or after or (as the case may be) simultaneously with Senor FFE telling us what happened to poor PeeWee or (in the alternative) with a certain Marchionesse’s striking 1 million hits
Tot siens
G E
I’m behind schedule. I should have hit it at the end of September, given the pace I was at this summer.
Thank GOD for Britney sex tape rumours. I can rely on the pervs: they at least will never desert me!
No, we never will, Raincoaster! We do not always comment but we are always watching! When your ship is about to sink it is us who will throw you a life raft!
Better drowned than duffers
If not duffers, won’t drown
Unfortunately for this Fairy, it had not the requisite life-raft, but fortunately for Believers, its remains were preserved in the anoxidant liquid of a deep Derbyshire Lake
I do consider myself non-dufferential at the very least.
Poor Tinkerbelle has not aged well at all. The years have not been kind.
She obviously bought the cheap drugstore moisturizer, poor thing. And Disney didn’t give her much of a pension after all this time, either.
I beleive that this is real, no matter what the so called “creator of the remains” released to the public. I know that taxadermists create things like this all the time that looks unbeleivably real (e.g., the remains of a ‘jackalope’ or ‘winged cats’) but i just can’t beleive anyone would do this as a prank. surely the man realised that such a discovery would have set off a series of horrable events twords any living specimins caught, and put such off as a prank. kind of noble, yet unbearably stupid on his part. The world needs to realise that beings such as faries, dragons, and seamonsters are evident in every cultures history world-wide, and that there is no connection between said cultures. this in itself provide sturdy evidence that the beings in question exsisted at one point in time or another.when you really think about it, it is entirely possible for faries and dragons to have evovled out of something just as human beings did- and just died out do to mankinds innability to let be what it doesn’t understand. Discovery channel made a program about dragons, and explained every aspect about them in rational, and physically possible terms- even the ability to breathe fire. so these things ARE and i repeat-ARE POSSIBLE. anyone who thinks that they aren’t should go and read a few science books- there are annimals that are “real” that are MUCH more bizzare than any kind of “mythiliogical beast”…
Indeed, the Giant Squid was thought to be completely imaginary until a decade ago. Liberte! Egalite! Calimari!
your unbeleivable(not in the bad way)
But you’ve GOT to believe. Disbelief almost killed Tink…if people stop believing in me, what will happen???
i love fairies and i don’t know if this is for real!!!
please tell me that it is very true!
Yes, it is true, and if you send money to my PO Box all your dreams will be fulfilled.
Wow you are all a bunch of fairies! hears one more towards 300
i believe in fairies even though i have not been blessed with the sight of one. it matters not if this one is real it matters if you believe! thoughts are matter and you create all the time. so to all those who dont believe ha! they exist!
yah shes a fairy for shur i bet!
yeah well then your a fairy lover!!!
oh yah i would deffenatly love that fairy jessi all night long i bet shed love it
i love you too babe…
gahh so my fiance loves me……….. shes still a fairy. i should know 8)
i only come out at night, its safer that way. and now you are closer to 300 than you ever were before.
yeah she comes out of the closet at night….. it scares me
Y’know, it’s true, the more fairies you have, the closer you get to 300, or at least the cast thereof …
Then I’m at the front of the lineup.
I want to believe in fairies.. but it’s kind of hard in this dead world.. Not enough fantasy, not enough magic.. But in my so strong imagination (which I live in most of the time) there are many different creatures.. but not fairies, unicorns or gnomes.. Wonder why? I love them so much.. And they doesn’t even include my fantasy.. Which is on Andromeda.. With the whole Anime-world.. And me.. *dream*
Why should Andromeda be fairyless? If it’s your imaginary world, go ahead and put them in there. It has atmosphere, right?
You know, ya’ll should believe in the power of Raincoaster. This thread proves she will go on forever.
Thank you. As does the one about the poisonous spider!
Well is the fairy a male or female? Is it gonna be released to the public or what? Have you ever seen a live fairy?
Not sure about the gender, but if you click on the Fairy category you’ll see the post about the finder trying to sell it on EBay.
Her Grace la Marchionesse de WitchHampton under Buzzard de la Zouche “This is totally legit.”
Warum, warum, varroooommmm
Why does an anxious Citizen anxiously check his Wallet for his Credit Cards, upon hearing these menacing mots from a friend of Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni
I have no idea. Why, you can see the police evidence bag for yourself, and if you still doubt, you had the opportunity to purchase the remains on eBay. I can only conclude that doubters refused the opportunity to do so lest they be faced with the wrongness of the conclusions to which they have jumped.
that is a littel sad. but it is cool that you found one.ever senc I was littel I whanted to be one.
I told you thay were reall
I like fairies and tooth fairies yay if the tooth fairy is real then that thing is!
you guys are such losers! That picture up top is so fake it’s not funny!
Fake? Can you back that up with proof, buddy? I rather think you can’t.
I am still very young, not even in my twenties yet. So i would believe in faries no matter what… and there is proof somewhere out there, we just cant open our eyes to see it. Pay attention, next time you gou out somewhere where its moist, or wet, like the reinforest, you might spot one. Trust me… :(
You know my name i use, mystery girl, theres a purpose behind it. There are many mysteries out there. If we listen to the facts, we WILL fins them. Take fairies to be exact. Someone cant make something like them up! The photo of this fairy is very convincing, and now i believe in faries more then i did before… thank you for helping people realize the truth behind the “fantasy world” i’ll be checking around, so see ya soon…. maybe
The reinforest? Are fairies into bondage?
Faries do exist to all of those dumb asses out there the only reason why they stopped showin is cos people stoped believin in them and all of u ppl that think u r so high and mighty can all go to hell….
There are lot of fairies down there, now that you mention it. Liberace, for one.
Yeah, this does look really cool. I do believe in fairies and vampires and werewolves and mermaids. But what really very annoys me is that as soon as something like this comes up there is one annoying loser who has to put God in the picture frame, OH look what god did HE GAVE US A FAIRY CORPSE!!!!! God punished us by killing the fairies, yeah ok, give me a break. 200 hundred years ago people who believed in god would have tried absolutely everything to cover up the existence of something like this, because according to them humans were as high as it gets. Screw that. You just say God did this because it sought of been proven and you people dont like to look stupid, and im not an atheist, i believe in religion that remembers and loves nature, like the norse gods and ancient egyptian gods. But those were all desrted by those who sought to make up a story that would benefit man kind and not the world we live in. If anything will prove this science will, so leave the scientists ALONE (IM A TEENAGER AND I CAN SEE CLEARER THAN YOU). Juts let anyone love the fairies, prank or not, because its people like you that killed them in the first place.
I will always believe in fairies raincoaster cos I live in Derbyshire and I’ve seen them. Those wings r totally fake though-they would have decomposed ages ago
Hey raincoaster this is an amazin thing u got goin here but I can’t believe it goes on for so long-just about fairies, y can’t people just believe, they’re real!
Sarah r u Sarah Barrett?r u in Lower 5 G?
Yeh, y, r u Ben Hunter? How cum ur not @ school?
Yeh, y, r u Ben Hunter? This whole fairy thing is so weird, I no peeps say it’s not true but they haven’t proved it yet an I still believe (an not cos I’m catholic or anything)so mr smuggles an his bf can fuck off
Yep, I’m off school cos I feel like it, I notice ur not in 2day either. I no u have better things to do an all raincoaster but r u here? stiletto? anyone?
ur not symba from lion king u no ben an u could always talk to me about somethin like, I dunno, fairies?
Is this real? I always thought fairies were supposed to be pretty little things that floated around like merry little nobs getting in the way and sprinkling fairydust in your hair. Bugger… that would be annoying. Anyway, if it was mummified wouldn’t it’s wings be, like, mutilated?
This is a dried fairy; its wings dessicated rather than wither away, because of the unique properties of the immediate area in which it was found.
Zombie fairies; there’s a thought! Somebody call Romero!
WOW!!!!! this is soooo real ..i cant believe that fairies are real! I will believe in them forever!!!
hey are there fairies at Albany, New York or in the town of -Schuylerville?? please I need to known because I believe in faires and all my life i’ve been dreaming of seeing one, and making things that could be useful for them!! :)
Your Grace
What do they teach children in these American Schools these days !!!
In Derbyshire (the best of Counties), everyone knows that fairies are indeed “pretty little things that float around sprinkling fairy-dust in your hair”, while they are alive
- at least, Derbyshire Fairies don’t go round eliciting disguised Anonymous Political Donations, from Property Developing Millionaires
BUT death brings on many changes for Fairies as for other Creatures
G E
their not teaching us about fairies!!..but that would be pretty cool though!!:) I chose to believe in them! oh and just to tell you I know like verything about fairies and they DO NOT! go around srinkling fairy dust on your head! Fairy dust is only used for majic…they dont use majic on humans!
Brooke, I can tell you’re not Irish. Read your Padraic Colum!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Padraic_Colum
The reason one rarely sees such well-preserved fairy remains is that they are often significantly altered by their passage through the jet engine; or in the more rural areas the digestive systems of dogs and cats.
I had thought to encourage them to take up residence locally, perhaps even establish a breeding colony, by leaving out the traditional bowls of milk. However, this attracted more cats, which as I noted are death to fairies.
Seeking something sweeter, I eventually discovered ethylene-glycol-based antifreeze. While I haven’t sampled it myself, several resources assure me it’s quite tasty. I’ve been leaving it in a dish on the back porch for several weeks now, and the fairies are lapping it up at a rate of knots!
They have yet to establish a colony–in fact I have yet to catch one feeding. However the local predator population seems to have declined, which I regard as a hopeful indicator.
Ah, now that’s using your noggin.
Ok, this thread must die!
… die ??
Warum + waroom = Varoom
[Y + Y = Booming Climate Change]
The Fairies will not go away because these Evolutionizing pScientific Materialists keep unleashing into the atmosphere Bowls of ethylene-glycol-based antifreeze, which (like Disguised Donations to the Labour Party) are hardly Carbon-neutral
G E
hey…
well…
i got a shock!!!
i am really intrested in all these….
however i don’t think it’s true…
could you please send me to my e-mail adress some more details and evidence by the scients????
thank you so much anyway….
yeah im not Irish, im French and part Indian!:)
I’m too lazy to email people, and too stubborn to let this thread die before 300 comments! Onward! 500, I say! 500 or die!
Your Grace
In the Life or Death of a Thread, it is important to ask the Right Question
It is the Right NUMBER that we should seek, not this nagging Anxiety for Evidence nor this worried speculation about the impact of ethylene-glycol-based antifreeze (”Fairy Booze”) on Canadian PermaFrost
Surely the Right Number is :
NOT 42
Nor “0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711, 28657, 46368, 75025, 121393 ……”
Inspired by the sagacious Guido Fawkes’ longest thread, I commend a number beyond :
71 x 5
Yr Grace’s obedt servant etc
G E
Hmmmm, it’s been weeks since I visited Guido: has he been seeing a lot of action lately? I know the “Peter Hitchens vs ‘Peter Hitchens’” thread got over 200 comments.
Is he getting Italian mathematicians to comment nowadays?
Her Grace la Marchioness de W under B de la Z
Your Grace
Here in the little Auld Country, Guido Fawkes is (as always) vastly worth a Visit
Senor Guido’s famous thread achieved the almost Magic Number of [(71 x 5) - 1]
Currently, Senor Guido is doing a brilliant Job over “DonorGate”, where our New Vicar (Herr Braun) is being embarrassed by (apparently) doubtfully reported/recorded Mega-Donations to his Working People’s Clerical-Party
I dinnae ken what all the fuss is about – I’m sure the US Republikans raise their Funds on a Grander, more Brazen & Shameless scale, without anyone complaining or suggesting that criminal offences are being committed
However, all this DonorGate fuss means that our Vicar has not been able to enact enhanced Protections, much-needed by Local Fairies – hence their mass-emigration to the Canadian Pacific Rain-Forests where so many are falling as premature prey to Tree Octopodia & Cats/Dogs and ethylene-glycol-based-antifreeze-Addiction
I have the honour (err… honor) to remain your Grace’s MatheMagically-challenged Servant etc
G Eagle
Tree Octopodia would never prey on fairies if they had warm-blooded tourists to gnaw on! Send more!
my god u guys r funnt as
Please leave us another comment with your thoughts. Bring your friends, too! Only 21 more till we hit 300!
Your Grace
Can (or is that a mis-type for Cant) seems not to have completed his Sagacious Komment
Perhaps the Britisch could fly out their Cabinet with all their assistants & other high-paid lackeys (err …. patriotic hard-working Public Servants, the best in the World)
Stressed & troubled folk would of course have to fly Business Class, if only to keep out Poor Seekers-after-Truth (”Journalists” like M Metro et Senor FFE) whose Employers don’t run to Business Class flights
They need the peace & quiet of such lovely Countryside to quietly co-ordinate how to Spin against the DonorGate misREPRESENTATIONS, away from the unWelcome observation of Gentlemen and (in these enLightened times) Ladies of the Press
However, having banned Fox-Hunting in Inglaterra (and at the stroke of a frivolous pen, destroying 250,000+ jobs in the UK Countryside despite its heavy levels of unEmployment) the danger is that they would eat raw Tree Oktopodia as a succulent delicacy, as alternative to Battered Panda Steaks
On reflection, perhaps we should get Mr Bush to send more Americkan tourists
Your Grace’s obedient servant etc
G Eagle
I, myself, can‘t count. 15 to go!
There are 250,000 professional fox hunters in the UK? I had no idea!
I think your Grace means 14 (or is it now 13)
I’m given to understand that it’s, what?, 13 comments to go before you overtake the comments count set by Guido Fawks and his ‘Peter Hitchens’ thread?
And this thread is “proofs were brought forward and each, in turn, mocked. Fossilized fairies. Mummified fairies. Even, in the ultimate legitimization that Western society offers” So, no relation to the Guido thread then? Related Fairies? No related fairies.
I might be in error so I think it expedient to say absolutely nothing about Peter Hitchens or fairies or any relationship between the two.
I just hope Peter Hitchens doesn’t drink Red Bull
and I sincerely hope he isn’t dead
Do ‘Mummified Fairies’ have to be dead?
Anyway, I understand that fairies are annoying little sods full of mischief.
They probably blog.
Well I’ve done my bit and even got a warning message for it for posting too quickly which I thought was impressive considering I know sod all about fairies!
That was some impressive spamming there!
I wonder what all these people expect to find when they google for it…
I don’t know: Liza Minelli’s ex-husband?
Three more, people…don’t fail me now!
Liza Minelli’s ex-husband is a fairy??
Actually that I would believe.
Which one of the many?
At least two: that Broadway choreographer (who saw THAT coming, eh?) and David Gest, the wax figure.
Ding, Ding, Ding! 300! Now where are my Spartans?!?!?!?!
Your Grace
Noch ein grosser Sieg mit 301 Treffer
but
As Obi Ben Kenobi’s freond so sagaciously opined :
“There’s always a bigger fish”
Senor Guido’s thread ran to 354 posts !!!
Yr Grace’s obedt servant etc
G Eagle
Hmmm… hard to tell whether this is real or not…
G Eagle, now what am I going to do with this Champagne?
The record on WordPress is 500, I believe. I think it was Laurie Kendrick that had that.
Your Grace
Well done
[sotto voce]One is reluctant to make any remark that might be construed as insulting to Spartans, but perhaps your Grace could be urged not to get too friendly with your Friendly-Neighbourhood Spartans
These were the Guys who used to shew such tender regard for their Wives that they murdered those babies who did not shew sufficient of the robust Potential of Muscular Christianity
and while some of our Better, most incisive Journalists struggle with their Employers’ Wise Judgments & Generous Remuneration packages
the Spartans used to (without warning) declare War & go round murdering their own Loyal & Quietly-Behaving Employees (”Helots” or in the 1860’s Confederate Vernacular – “Slaves”), just so that the Helots [Greek-Speaking yokels] would know they would get far worse if they ever chose to become revolting – eg by voting Democrat or supporting Leveller opinions or learning Latin
G E
But, but, I was BORN revolting!
Hee hee, brilliant Mr Eagle Sir :-)
Yeah I too was born revolting; revera linguam latinam vix cognovi.
47 to go! We’ll get there!
Easy peasy.
Incidentally, HWMNBN has published an apology from a correspondant at the end of todays post, the delivery of which to blog readers is so smug it’s vomit inducing. The apology makes the one painfully extracted from me look positively shy in it’s brevity. Can we send HWMNBN faeries for xmas? No. I should eschew these thoughts and sleep.
I know a bank where the wild thyme blows,
Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows,
Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine,
With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine:
There sleeps Titania sometime of the night,
Lull’d in these flowers with dances and delight;
And there the snake throws her enamell’d skin,
Weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in
You COULD Scrooge him, if you felt like it.
http://www.scroogeyourself.com/
Oh that’s brilliant I love that, thanks. Best not send him anything though it just invites bile by return – I just delete his emails now without reading, it serves for a much happier life. He has got my phone number, eek!
Ellee Seymour has a post: ‘Publish and you are damned!’ about unfortunate blog posts and I couldn’t resist this comment:
And as if by magic we can see an apology for a blog post published on Peter Hitchens’ blog at the end of todays post about the film The Golden Compass.
The presentation of this apology to blog readers is so smug it’s vomit inducing. But do not imagine that I do not admire his skill with words, and my personal admiration for him is positively Shakepearian in it’s poetry; like that of Titania for Oberon. But when he launched the strong voice from his chest, and words came driving on the air as thick and fast as winter snowflakes, then, as Odysseus, he could have no mortal rival as an orator!
Sadly I do not have the beauty of Helen of Troy but, it seems, all of the effect.
Cooee, Raincoaster – please read the second email I’ve sent you and would you confirm by reply? Many thanks x
And the third.. message I mean:
Lady dear, if fairies may
For a moment lay aside
Cunning tricks in elves play,
‘Tiss at happy Christmas tide.
We have heard the children say-
Gentle children, whom we love-
Long ago on Christmas-Day
Came a message from above.
Still, as Christmas-tide it comes around,
They remember it again-
Echoes filled the joyful sound
“Peace on earth goodwill to men!”
Yet the hearts must child-like be
Where such heavenly guests abide,
Unto children, in their glee,
All the chill year is Christmas-tide.
Thus, forgetting tricks and play
for a moment, lady dear,
We will wish you, if we may
Merry Christmas, glad New Year.
Philipa: is he stalking you? Maybe Boris could help: Boris loves press!
Ellee is an awesome blogger, someone I HAVE to get to more often. And of course, this post rocketh severely.
I’ll email.
Indeedy, this post doth rocketh.
Hotmail? Give me a day to check it: I’m virtually entirely gmail nowadays.
Oh soz, don’t have your gmail but reply sent to your reply so hope you pick that up. Will ask for your gmail next time.
Anyway, just got the children Shrek 3rd, will look out for fairies but the main one plays a character that looks spookily like a young Boris the beautiful.
raincoaster AT gmail DOT com.
What did young Boris look like? It’s a concept around which I cannot wrap my brain.
C’est une Concepte que on ne desire pas wrapper around la Brainne
Exactement.
Mon dieu Mr Eagle!
I think it was Vogue who ran an article featuring the Bozmeister and I particularly remember a pic of him aged about 21 in which he looked uncannily like ‘Charming’ from Shrek2, only not gay and with a better voice and a backbone, obviously.
PS: thanks Raincoaster, thankyou for your decision. I am indeed calming down, slowly. Handing in my assignment helps. It’s Rousseau next – goody :-))
Liberty, fraternity, property??
Rousseau, an excellent antidote!
Property? I don’t think Rousseau was a Tory!
‘parently the soundbite was originally ‘liberty, equality, property’ as it was essentially a bourgeois revolution but I will look into this and report back..
“Everywhere, Men are born Free,
mais les Dames do the Cooking et the Washing-Up
Rousseau was rich enough to be able to afford to be a Socialist – presumably Cruella de Blair et M. Le Brun are similarly embarrassed with riches
What happened to Rousseau – did he live long enough to have a Blind Date with Mlle de La Guillotine ???
I thought he turned into a painter?
Composer I think, he died a natural death and I think he dumped his children in an orphanage. Dominic Lawson did quite a good piece on men who bang on about liberty and family and whose behaviour is quite the opposite.
Dominic Lawson, however, too often supports those who don’t even do the first.
I’m reading my Tom Paine book at the mo but may treat myself with a book on Rousseau for crimbo. I want to get Simon Schama’s book on the French revolution but do you know it’s cheaper and quicker to buy it from Amazon than it is from my local mall?! They didn’t have anything I wanted in my local bookshop, it was full of pap; biographies of footballers and z-list wannabes, penny dreadfuls and celebrity chefs.
I declined the offer of a free book on wizarding claimed to be aimed at children though it was beautifully presented with pentagram and spells and free parchment. No fairies though :-(
Tom Paine? You sure do like a depressing read at Christmas!
I prefer the Halliburton film version of A Christmas Carol. It’s just like the Alistair Sims version, only they play it backwards so that it has a happy ending.
Cheers me up when I can escape the TV. That’s what a lot of people do here you know – just eat, drink and watch TV, with relatives they’ve managed to avoid all year, it’s the talk of the playground; everyone’s having a good whinge and getting it out of their system so they can smile through gritted teeth at the bitch their brother married or the mother-in-law that hates everything through her painted pink smile. Luckily my relatives are ok – they like quiet when the very loud TV is on so I go in the back with my babes and play till bedtime then read Tom Paine and I’m asleep within 2 pages!
That’s not what happens to me, Philipa: I generally throw Tom Paine across the room and then write really bitchy comments on Tory blogs.
Metro: if Cheney were to be visited by the ghosts that Haliburton has created, he’d be kept busy till New Years at least!
Would that be a crisis of Con-seance?
Just saying this, how utterly stupid!
Fairies are a figament of childrens imagination.
AND THAT’S COMING FROM A 13 YEAR OLD!
Char “…. figament of childrens imagination …. ”
All Children are of course very welcome in this Kindly & Tolerant Space … even perceptive and sagacious faery-unbelievers/skeptics
SchPelling is the burden of Adolt imagination and it improves with age, at least prior to dementia setting in
Was it Galileo’s ADULT imagination that came up with the misconception that the Earth goes round the Sun
… whereas inspired by Einstein, 20th Century Physicists kNow all Motion is relative
…
Rach, how do we KNOW you’re only 13? How do we know you exist at all? We have to take it on faith, I guess…
Mr Eagle – “all motion is relative” – you’re not kidding! That’s all some relatives talk about.
Can’t bitch on Tory blogs at my folks as it turns Mum into something sounding like Terry Jones from the Life of Brian, which admittedly can be a laugh but only once.
I don’t think ‘Rach’ is a child of 13 at all. She might be 14 at which age everything is stupid. Bless. Or she might be a 220lb trucker named Duane who’s in denial. I think we need more proof, at least on the fairy front.
62 left!
Yes, everyone knows Duane is a fairy!
wow i dont know what to think.
when i lived in texas when i was in 2-3 grade, me and my best friend tasha DID see fairies at our school, at my apartment, in her yard, basically everywhere! one day we were exploring and we came across a tree with a bush. we peeked inside and saw a colony of fairies! the leaders name was laurabella, and she was about to have a little baby fairy! i would go there everyday and see them. they showed the their ruines, and cloths. laurabella had white wings and dress, and she “said”(couldnt talk to us ut signed to me) that she was going to name the baby fairy after me, and that she would visit me. but when i moved to socal in 3 grade, there were no fairies and nobody beleived in them. im in high school now, and laurabella and her baby have never come to see me.
maybe it was just our imagination? idk but this has convinced me otherwise! this looks so incredible!
I have a very strong premonition that you haven’t seen the last of laurabella and her baby.
Your Grace
It is a Truth universally acknowledged that educating females can have unexpected (as the Mond=Tochter indicates) consequences, as the years advance
Without female education, we would be deprived of those glowing Jewels in the UK Governmental Firmament
These Ladies have brought such glamour und political effectiveness – such supporters (as they gobble up their massive Government expense allowances) of Mr Blair, until he moved on to a higher plane of existence
eg Mrs Jack Dromey (err in Canuckistani – Ms Harriet Harman)
eg Mrs Ed Balls (err in Antipodean – Ms Yvette Cooper – even as we type, she is doing more to wreck the English Housing Market with her “HIPS” packs, than the combined Greeds of the US Sub-Prime Mortgage Lenders and Northern Rock)
eg Mrs David Mills (err … Ms Tessa Jowells)
eg Mrs Tony Blair (Cruella Booth aka Cherie Antoinette)
eg Mrs Derek John Gadd (… Ms Ruth Kelly) – the member of Opus Dei who is a pre-eminent contender in a well-populated field for the prize of most light-weight Education Ministers – the sort of woman who would exclude Faerie as a subject in the Englisch National Curriculum, as well as criminalizing Catholic Adoption Agencies
355 comments is the goal? I can see the whites of its eyes.
G Eagle, don’t be so narrow-minded. I saw Guido’s “Tory Totty” thread, and the pickings there don’t look much more promising, either aesthetically or politically.
Your Grace
… but I am so much older than you – allowances must be made
AND Your Grace et Mr AerChie can luxuriate in not being narrow-minded, when your Countries’ affairs are so well presided over (of course under our Gracious Queen. God Bless her) by those awefully nice Chaps Mr Harper & Mr Rudd
but even wide-minded Colonials et exColonials would be endorsing this SECOND BLAST OF THE TRUMPET against the MONSTROUS REGIMENT of WOMEN … if Canada & the USA was under the Government of the afore=mentioned Ladies
Perhaps this explains why Gordon currently looks so …..
Lucky for your Grace that your Grace had not registered to take a UK Driving-Test, in readiness for Britain’s leading Bloggerist asking Canada’s leading Bloggerista for remunerated help – if you had, your personal details might well be in the hands of the US mafia
Mrs Derek Gadd has now apologized in the House for losing the personal details of 3-million Learner-Drivers – perhaps we should ask FFE (our distinguished US Correspondent/Investigative Journalist) to try to recover them – apparently they went missing on a Hard Disk in the USA
However, if your Grace’s name is indeed amongst the “3 million”, I suppose your Grace could go on a UK Witness-Protection programme, with a New Hidden identity
… err … but perhaps this would not be such a good idea
International Criminals could well have now acquired the Inland Revenue’s “lost” 25-million personal files, which include the assumed names & locations (& National Insurance tax numbers) of all those on the UK’s Witness Protection Programmes
Harrumphus, harrumpha, harrumphissimum
Yr Grace’s obedient servant etc
G Eagle
PS Me miserum – still another 12 to go … und I see I have included not Mrs Ian Ducat in the Schedule of Illustrious Ladies who so illuminate British political Life
I knote the abundunce of posts from a certain G Eagle of whome many tails are tolled. He no longer has credibility as he, above, on Octembere the fiveth, referred to “Scotchmen”. And he was not referring unto the makers of a form of uisge beatha named Laphroaig. He was referring, insultingly, to guid honest Scotsmen. Undoubtedly he is blinded by his foolish detestation of the followers of Keir Hardy. He has shocked me into correct spelling.
Someday soon, he could well be attacked by an enraged sporran and kilt! And all the Derbyshire Fairies in the world will not save him!
Ask not for whom the belle tolls – - – !
(344?)
No Sir, can it be, Archie, that Mr Eagle has made such a mistake? It must be so and a heinous error it is to any scotsman to be sure. I predict that if the word gets out the little wee haggi will be hunting oot the poor man. Beg forgiveness Mr Eagle for a haggis with a mission is a sight to behold.
Crivens!
Indeed, and he seems to be blaming the US mafia on the female of the species. Given my neighborhood and gender, this is not inclined to endear him to me.
He must have gotten up on the wrong side of the porridge this morning or something.
Oh waily, waily, waily, Sweet Philipa, as you are already a member of the Grey Eminence’s “Monstrous Regiment of Women”, I fear your opinions may be ignored, as he seems to be taking on the attitudes and habits of that other grey person, the Wintersmith. But let him be in nae doot! Nae King! Nae quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master! We willna’ be fooled again! For we are the Wee Free Men!
And we will cut off his porridge!
Don’t you need a license to do that? It doesn’t matter; the NHS has a twenty-month waiting list for porrigectomies.
Oh Aye? I’ll jump him to the top of the queue and I will perform the
dismembermentoperation with a blunt spoon!Let’s wait and see: with all porridge-related medical conditions, it’s best to give them 48 hours to solve themselves before bringing in the hoses.
Ach no Archie, the Wintersmith is no grey, he’s white and bites like the frost on your face and stings your eyes and steals your breath in the wind. He dances like snow in the breeze and threatens like thunder. He has the power of the Earth and is tamed by the brightness of a sunny smile. Nae lad, Mr Eagle’s not like the Wintersmith, we can easily cut off his porridge.
But as Raincoaster decrees – 48hrs before bringing in the hoses. (why hoses? you’ve got a spoon, what more do we need? – it must be a haggis thingy, ah waily waily, not the haggis beastie)
Her Grace La Marchionnesse de WitchHampton under Buzzard
Your Grace
Doomed
We’re all doomed
In January 2009, in her remoteness outside the London Congestion Zone, residing within a Racing Pigeon’s flight of Shepherd’s Bush, even the Lady ApilihP will be endorsing the SECOND BLAST OF THE TRUMPET when oor Hilary is moved into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue … and insisteth on passing the Port from the Left to the Right
Doomed – we’ll all be reduced to drinking Aqua Vitae in the Gallic – och, hoots, man
Just think of the US Spelling=Imperialism which now (even before oor Hilary’s Advent) creepeth even into this Blogge Eruditissimum, withstanding not that it is read by so many Ladies and Intelligent Children and by Monsieur Metro
Porrige …. Neighborhood …
and BTW
Freond is not a Spelling Mistake – it’s Anglo-Saxon
and
the korrekt spelling of Equine in the Plebeian Vernacular is “hoRse”, nicht “hose”
Doomed – is Jesus to return and the World end before we ascend to the Magic Number [71x5]
I have the honour (… ummm … honor) to remain your Grace’s 352nd obedient servant etc
G Eagle
PS Le Chevalier Aerchie’s Petition to Save the Whale (err … in AntiPodean – Waily)
NOW is the time for All Good Bloggers to visit Aerchie & Sign the Petition to save Motherhood, Apple Pie and the Cetaceans NOW
I would always pass the port to the left, unless I was sat on the hosts right. Hilary is Boz’s choice but I have never endorsed her nor would I. Jesus isn’t to return, he never left – we are only doomed by our own actions, especially those actions that court the wrath and displeasure of the dreaded Haggi..
oh waily waily!!
354, my friends.
G. Eagle, when is Arthur coming back? That’s what I want to know!
Shrek’s got the annoying little rascal
What is this Shrek of which you speak?
356!
Why aye, the big green beastie!
Do you not have green beasties in Canada?
Hey I saw a prog on the bears in Canada moving into the towns of ski resorts to feed. They were magnificent creatures but people would happen upon them and then take pictures and the bears would amble off – you’d be in more danger in London! Well you would in hackney.
We have only Ogopogo.
But yes, we have bears, but they’re not that harmless. People routinely mistake them for chow-chows, which is a mistake. One eedjut decided to have his kid feed a honey sandwich to the bear…which was a grizzly. Now they call the kid “Lefty.”
Yes the teddy bear image does rather give the wrong impression. Sounds like the kind of dumb parent you see pushing the pram, with baby, into the road whilst themselves waiting safely on the pavement to cross.
Sadly my babe, the junior journo, has had to come home from school with a raging temperature. If you have any influence with the fairies I’d like to have her well for at least Xmas please. The annoying thing is that out of hours medical care is non existent in this country unless you go to A&E.
Fairies rarely heal people, in my experience. They DO cause a lot of fevers, though, so maybe they’re watching what you type here!
A&E? The Arts and Entertainment network? I don’t think they can help. This mythical country where doctors are on 24 hour call over the holidays? It does not exist, and never has. Just read A Junky’s Christmas; even the drunken sot of a doctor in that one wouldn’t take calls on the holidays.
My sister used to work switchboard in a hospital, and she suggested that rather than bring sick kids in, parents call in and ask to speak to a nurse, who could make the determination of whether or not it would be better to bring the child in, with all the waiting around that entails, or to try a bit of on-site triage and see if the child improved.
360, by the way. I have seriously beaten Guido Fawkes, proving once again that people are really interested in who’s really a fairy.
360 – well done!
Managed to get my babe to a doctor so she’s on antibiotics. But in all fairness this mythical country where doctors are on call 24/7 is in fact the Accident and Emergency dept in any NHS hospital in the UK. My son spent xmas from ambulance to A&E to ward one year and they tried so hard to make it fun for him with presents and a santa who had to wave from the door of his isolation room. ‘Daddy’ wouldn’t even come onto the ward but this stranger ho ho’d to every child. That mattered.
You mean where “residents and interns” are on call 24/7!
And yes, they really do try hard in children’s wards at Christmas. It’s heartbreaking for them to have to be in there at that time.
Her Grace La Marchionnesse de WitchHampton under Buzzard
Your Grace
Doomed
We’re all doomed
Yes – 364 – but is the Gentle Laurie’s 500 record to remain safe
Doomed – bring on the Horses
I have the honour (… ummm … honor) to remain your Grace’s obedient servant etc
G Eagle
I have yet to see the post in question, so I remain skeptical. Besides, at this rate it’ll just be passed by this thread in June or so.
We do our best.
Happy Christmas all :-)
Merry Christmas! Maybe next year I can come over there and wish you Merry Christmas in person. I’ve decided to become rich; wish me luck.
Check this out
http://www.crypticmedia.com/content/fairy-caught-flying-in-house.php
And this
Another Fairy Caught on Film?
This anomalous flying, glowing object was photographed by reader Neil Wallace at Spofforth Castle, North Yorkshire, England. “Perhaps there is more to this faerie thing than meets the eye!” Neil says. “I was the only one there and was braving out a night time photo shoot. Spofforth Castle is reputed to be haunted by a young maiden who committed suicide supposedly by falling to her death from one of the towers, and has been frequently seen walking the grounds in and around the castle.” You can see the full photo in the Paranormal Gallery.
Aha! New life to the controversy! Thanks!
I wish you the best of luck and you would be most welcome here!
Thanks! I shall keep you posted (although I did once show up at my friends’ house, having idly boasted of doing so months in advance. Such a shame it was two-thirty in the morning and they didn’t quite have the strength to appreciate the joke.
)
fairies are real and I’m 15 stupid people who do not bielive in fairies are stupid.
But surely the fact they are stupid makes them stupid? Or am I missing something here?
And we shall not comment on the intellectual level of people who spell it “bielive” of course.
that looks so sad
:(
it looks so sad like sam said
:(
Well, it IS dead. You’d be pretty sad, too. Fairies don’t normally die at all; this one must have been killed in a battle or some accident.
Old age?
Nope, fairies never die of old age. They’re immortal! Maybe it was killed by a curse?
Bonjour, la Vestre Grace
The puir wee Lassie – she seems rather thin
Peut-etre, elle est morte parce que elle a mangée de trop de Porridge avec le salt et pas de beaucoup de sucre tres nummé et nourishant et fattenant
Cause of D’Eath = Dieting & Eating Disorder
Is that what made your friend the Mesonychoteuthis Hamiltoni float to the surface off New Zealand on Monsieur AerChie’s Blogge
Ah, that would explain it rather well. Perhaps we are looking at Kate Moss’s great-great-great-great-great grandmother?
As for the ways of the Colossal Squid, they are mysterious even to the fairies.
i know fairies are real.I have a fairy that keeps an eye on me.i also have a sister in law that can see them.just coz u don’t see them,doesn’t mean that they are not real.u can’t see love but u know that it’s there!!!!!!!
Her Grace La Marchionesse de WitchH etc
WHERE EAGLES dare
La vestre Grace
Noel Joyeux et Best Wishes pur l’Annee Nouvelle
Quand vous estes plus riche, we shall hope in 2008 to see you in Inglaterra – je puis recommender la Cooking de la Magicale Mdm Grise-Aigle
La vestre Grace’s servant obedient etc
G E
It is time we worked harder at mummifying the Guido Personage. Preferably long before the day after November 4th, 2008.
What do Grey Eagles cook? Bald Eagles eat a lot of salmon…I shall do my best to become rich enough to annoy in person on two or more continents by this time next year.
Archie: it looks like we shall leave Guido in the dust long before then. Although I think he’s more of a cinder than a mummy, unless my history is all wrong.
There are always things that were told which have for some reason passed down the line as tales. No one knows if they were real, but who knows what our past bred! With science or without it, you can’t always prove something right. It’s possible that fairies do exist, or at least existed long ago. It’s also possible that they do without scientific evidence because science isn’t always on our side- nor 100% correct. The truth is hidden within the past, and sometimes science can’t find it. So maybe the fairy there is real. Maybe it’s not. Maybe fairies have existed long ago. We may never know throughout the life of this planet. But to have a possibility takes a step closer to the proof. You can’t say something’s real, or say it’s not real- no matter how much evidence there is, because you don’t control the fate of this planet’s life (historical to present) nor do you know all of it’s past. Science is so difficult that we can never understand everything about this planet to stay short, but think about what the universe has that will take forever to find! That would make my head hurt…
If you’ve seen one- then there’s a chance that they’re real^.^
i think these pics are fake. <3
Science is not difficult – it is the observation and analysis of the natural world. Getting it right is the difficult bit. It IS possible to ascertain what is real – the light in the fridge routine is a con spouted by men to confuse you long enough to get you naked.
Mr Eagle Sir – porridge with salt in? Ugh!
Happy New Year Y’all!
Her Grace La Marchionesse de W’Hampton under Buzzard de la Zouche
Your Grace
I flatter mysen that the Lady ApilihP und this Eagle agree on so many things – at least, we seem to be of one mind on the merits of EgdirroP con sale [pSalt]
BUT as Trinity observed to Neo, it’s the QUESTION that DRIVES us
Much may be admired for sheer talent und a good voice … mit [with] opinionation circumscribed mit such an Economy of Language, but we must not let the veracious Dame Bassey so drearily distract us, however welcome may be such une Visiteuse si distinguée
UND it is not what Eagles cook – peut-etre it is plus interessant to know what MDM Eagle cooks [... mmm .... yummy gooseberry phoule ...]
Rather as Pythagoras perceived, it is THE NUMBER
Elle n’est pas 391 – c’est plus prochaine a [2x2 * 10x10] + <1+101, ut vincimus la Gentille Laura’s Blogge-Record
Je reste le Vestre Servant
L’Aigle Gris
Patience, my friends. All things in time, but few before the New Year at least.
All you need is Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust!
Or if those don’t work then a shedload of money usually does the trick.
May we all have everything we want in the new year :-)
im 9 years old and i belive it. 1 because i rote to a fairy and they said they were 6-8 inches tall. i left my note on my drive and did NOT tell my parents. no lie
yes i right to the fairys no lie but their is evedance this is fake. but if their was no evedance i would belive it
I’m sorry I didn’t understand that – should there be a hyphen in eve-dance? Do fairies dance on new years eve? You’ll have to let me know as I can no longer be bothered with all that auld lang syne stuff – grim.
Yes, fairies dance on New Year’s Eve and all full moons and Christmas, too. But they don’t touch haggis; the mere taste of haggis would make them mortal!
Haggis is yummy but chasing them always makes me dizzy.. and it freaks me out when they turn and start chasing YOU! ARGH! Hey enjoy the dance if you get the chance but be careful ;-)
Her Grace La Marchionesse de W’H under Buzzard de la Zouche
Your Grace
The Lady ApilihP has achieved a Milestone of Wisdom
It is a Truth universally acknowledged amongst the Cognoscenti of Occult Mysteries :
Doomed
We’re all Doomed
The Hunter must always BEWARE, lest the Hunter becometh the Hunted, on the Way to painfully-becoming Late (= Dead in Botswanan or FruhStuck for a Gaelic-speaking Haggis)
A Haggis most Ravenous is indeed an anxious Sight – but just think hWat it must have been like before Caledonia was inhabited by Homo pSeudo Sapiens, WHEN Giant Haggises (in Gaelic Haggoi) roamed the Land in Quest of Beavers, Panda Cutlets, Raw Squirrels and pSalted EgdirroP to afford a varied Diet to the Plump & Greedy
AND BTW
Exactly what did this Late Fairy have to do with D B Cooper – is it true that the Body was discovered with used $20 dollar bills from the early 1970’s
One would not like to think ill of a Derbyshire Fairy
Your Grace’s obedient servant etc
G Eagle
well i sorta blive in faries but yur right they should stay in our head but i showd it to my dad but he said its a load of s***(poo) but im not botherd to what peeps think stacexxx
p.s maybe the bbc said it was april fool coz the FBI told them 2 just maybe
I believe DB Cooper was on the run from the murder of this poor fairy; it would explain so much! Stacy’s on the right track, insisting on a BBC-FBI conspiracy to cover up the truth.
Philipa, the thought of being chased by a wild haggis will now haunt my dreams.
402!!!
I want to be chased by some wild haggis.
WOW YOU CAN SO TELL THE WINGS ARE OLD LEAFS FROM A TREE =) KINDA DUMB TO TRY AND FAKE FARIES OUT . aND THAT DEAD LITTLE BODY , WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT FROM ? IN A MEXICAN PARADE OF EL DIA DE LOS MUERTOS? HAHA J.K
There are no fairies in Mexico, silly! Because they have no mushrooms, they can have no fairy rings. Simple logic.
Raincoaster I saw this and thought of you.
Shame xmas is over – don’t tell me, like men, you prefer the real thing, even if they are a bit dead?
I prefer the real thing to imaginary except in certain circumstances, such as being sung to by a witch underground while Puddleglum tries to remember something important.
Hee hee, excellent. Have I mentioned Quasar 9’s blog? He’s got a post up at the mo about magic circles concentrating energy and some pretty pics from outer space. Apparently stars have a heartbeat! Don’t think that’s gonna help a dead fairy but there you go.
haha…it looks so real….shame…..it could of made a lot of money if it was…
Oh my god there is a real fairy in that picture? :O i will pray for that fairy and wish i can see the fairys i wish i can see them i believe in them i sereiosly do!!! please tell me how to see a fairy! please i want to see them :’( :’( :’(
If some one is making a joke about a real fairy! THEN STOP!!!! i want some one to stop that pranks i wanted to see them and i wanted to fine somthing from a fairy! we dont want pranks anymore i want to see a real fairy please i want to see it!!!
OH MY GOD SOME POEPLE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT FAIRYS AND THEY DONT BELIEVE IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THEN DONT MAKE PRANKS LIKE A SKELETON OF THE FAIRY AND I WISH THAT WOULDENT HAPPEN IN APRIL FOOLS I JUST WISH ALL I WANTED IS TO SEE A FAIRY AND FOUND A DISCOVERY ABOUT THE FAIRY WHAT HAPPENS SOME ONE FOUND THE FAKE FAIRY AND THEY BROUGHT IT TO DESCOVERY CHANNAL AND NOW THEY FOUND OUT IT WAS FAKE THEN A MEN OR A WOMEN THEY WILL CRY! CRY! CRY! SOME ONE WAS TRYING TO FINE A FAIRY FOR YEARS I DONTK NOW WHO BUT SOME ONE MIGHT DO IT FOR YEARS NOW AND I FEEL VERRY SAD RIGHT NOW SO STOP RIGHT NOW SO YOU WILL FINELY KNOW IT WAS REAL! GOT IT!?
MARIE WHY ARE YOU YELLING? Take an exlax and relax!
wooooow i cant belive it i really do belive in Faries and i love them!!!!
I LOVE FAIRIES AND WELL ME AND MY FRIEND ARE MAKING A HOUSE FOR THEM AND A PROGECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fairies don’t live in the Projects, yo!
Why not, Rain? Fairies are equal opportunity!
This is true, but as Fairies live in a monarchy, they rely on the King to provide housing, which he does in the form of barrows, etc. Low-rent, low-rise, these are not part of the Fairy dwelling experience.
The wings are leaves! O.o
Not at all; as you can see in the renowned Flower Fairy books, many fairies have somewhat leafy- or blossomy-looking wings. It’s the most natural thing in the world.
okay so here it goes.fairies are like angels rite? if so i beleive. yet the picture is alittle skechy.i can’ say it’s fake nor real.the body looks real……but the wings don’t look real. anything is possible.well…..almost everything
Anything except Tom Cruise being straight.
I CANT CALM DOWN BECAUSE EVERYONE ALWAYS MAKES PRANKS ABOUT FAIRYS! :’(
IM GOING TO SEARCH ONE FAIRY IS REAL! I HATE FAKE FAIRY FOR PRANKS THATS NOT FARE!!!! IM GOING TO SEARCH ONE ONES AND FOR ALL!!!!! IM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP I WANT TO SEE A FAIRY SO MUCH AND IM GOING TO FINED IT AND IM GOING TO TELL THE DESCOVERY CHANNAL!!!!!!!!
Everyone? Always? That doesn’t leave much time for running the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, does it?
hahaha…..no, it doesn’t
i guess
if fairies dnt exist (which they do!!!!) then why years ago before camera trickery did those two little girls get pics of those fairies? and yes they admitted some of them were fake but thy also said that some were real and photography analysists studied those photographs and said the wings in them were moving how did two little girls who had never picked up a camera before manage to do that? also people believe in god so what so wrong bout believing in fairies, unicorns and such like? i dont believe in god but i dont go critcising everyone, i dont get everyones big problem. FAIRIES EXIST GET OVER IT!
ps i believe in fairies and i’m clapping for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People believed Liberace was straight, too.
Why are you clapping for them?
People clapped for Liberace, too. It was a more innocent time.
Innocent of standards.
yea somewhat.have you guys seen that new pic of another claimed fairy shot on that new place?
I have two dead fairies on this blog: one mummified, one fossilized. Have you got a link to the one you’re talking about?
If its kept secret then how do you know about it?>
Nothing can be hidden from raincoaster!
Oh good grief, Liberace was a fairy??
No I can’t believe that, fairies have some taste and use magic and pixie dust rather than plastic surgery and rhinestones.
I think all the flesh they cut off Liberace was made into Bobby Crush but away from the host it withered and died.
See? Nobody clapped :-(
i was clapping to keep all the fairies alive that a lot of u are killing by saying you don’t believe in them when given all the evidence they so obviously do
still clapping!!
and anyone that doesn’t believe in them is either too old to be with it anymore or a complete and utter reject that has nothing better to do with their time than sit and play computer games day in day out.
I agree Pixie dust, you keep clapping!
er.. what happens if you’re an utter reject and too old to be with it but you still believe in fairies? Get sectioned, drugged and put in a home I guess.
no i don’t have the link sorry
What have computer games got to do with anything?!
Quite so. And fairies, being immortal, are the least inclined to the bigotry of ageism.
UP THERE IS MY AUNTS EMAIL.ANYWAY….I CANT BELIVE MY EYES.IHAVE ALWAYS WONDERED IF FAIRIES WERE REAL.AND IF THEY ARE ALWAYS ALIVE HOW WILL THEY SERVIVE IN WINTER?I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE A FAIRY SINCE I WAS SIX I AM 10 KNOW AND IN FORTH GRADE,DIRTY BLONDE HAIR,CHEEK BONES,GREEN EYES,4FT9,AND IWEIGH 90.
I NEED TO SEE A REAL LIVE FAIRIEY.1/15/O8
HOW COME THOOSE PEOPLE DONT BELIVE IN FARIES?
BECAUSE YOU USE ALL CAPS! ITS YOAR FOLT!
And everyone knows there’s no such thing as a “fairiey” duh. It’s “Fairy” yo!
ITS FAKE AND I HATE FAIRIES AND THER BETTER OFF DEAD.
RAINCOOSTER YOU ARE STUPID AND YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO SOELL.
PIXIE DUST GET IN YOUR HEAD ITS A FAKE AND I DO HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THEN SIT ALL DAY UNLIKE YOU GET REAL ITS A FREEKING FAKE FAIRIES ARE FAKE IF I SEE ONE FLYING AROUND THEN I AGREE UNTILL THEN ITS A FAKE, THEN AGIN I MIGHT JUST HIT IT WITH MY SHOE.
RAIN COASTER I MEANT SPELL…….HELLO
KILL TINK
STUPID COUSIN JOSH TINK IS BADBUT………..
TINK SUCKS SO HARD SHE A TINK FAN BOOOO
TINK SUCHS ANDROCKS
MY COUSIN IS GAY SHE LIKES TINK BUT SHE SUCK ASS ILL KILL HER IF SHE WAS REAL BRB GOT TO KILL LITTLE COUSIN
I SUCK
JOSH SLEEPS WITH A DOG
JOSH HAS A CRUSH ON FERGIE
NAAAAA SHE JUST FINE AND THATS IT BUT REANNA LIKE BRITANY AND WANTS TO BE LIKE HER NO JOKE HOW LAME
BRITTT I DO NOT YOU LIKE HER.
BS YOU KNOW HAOW MANE KIDS SHE HAD ILL PASS.
JOSH IS SO COOL HES MY HERO
He’s exactly the same person as you. The tech never lies, dumbass.
Her Grace the Marchionesse of W etc
Your Grace
SECOND BLAST OF THE TRUMPET AGAINST THE MONSTROUS REGIMENT OF WOMEN
When the Electoral Commission has finished exonerating that terriblY nice Youthful Peter Hain, perhaps the Commission will have leisure & resources to investigate this Mummified Fairy and give her a Clean Bill of Health, as well
Colonials/exColonials will struggle to understand or even care at all about the Kindly exRugby disrupter, who has now achieved true meaning in Life & Respectability by becoming a Minister of the Crown
The tragedy is less that on this occasion young Cephas has quite unCharacteristically shewn a certain “je ne sais quoi” in returning his Election Expenses, while focusing on making the UK Work & Pensions Dept the envy of those US Citizens unable to afford Health Care insurance
After all, the UK Cabinet is full of curiously-insightful Ladies (eg Mrs Derek Gadd, Mrs David Hill etc etc) on the basis of their Membership of the Monstrous Regiment of Women
* A Gentle-Eagle of course does not comment on Ladies’ looks or brains or how this qualifies them for high Political Office
Pete’s real sadness is that (as observed at the heroic Mr Guido Fawkes’s place) Pete spent £100,000 (or was it US$400,000 +) but he could only achieve 5th Place in the Election of Labour Deputy-Fuehrer, behind the Winner Mrs Jack Dromey
I flatter myself that I agree on so many things with the Lady ApilihP (while understanding neither the incisive Lady OttelitS nor that distinguished Equine Mr KStafford), but Pete indeed has alternatives to “Get[ting] sectioned, drugged and put in a home”, if (contrary to expectation) Mr Brown shews enough decisiveness to teach Pete that Political Life can be “solitary brutish nasty and short”
Pete could study for an Open University degree in Fairies … or the UK could appoint to join Mr Mendelsohn as a European Commissioner
Yr Grace’s obedt servant etc
GE
I’m not quite sure I follow the “Peter Hain is a crook, therefore blame the women” thing. I mean, it’s not as if THAT got by on its looks!
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-glowing-cat-tinkerbell.jpg
I love how the “JOSH” banter ceased after you outed him publicly. Buy why, I must ask? Surely he could’ve debated further whether he fornicates with canines? I mean….at least for our amusement, right?
As for the fairy…The first photo must be the famed “mid-masturbation” shot I’ve heard so much about. :)
In the second pic it looks like they are about to roll him into, well you know. Dude, there’s even stems and seeds on the paper behind him!
I simply assume that ALL people who use all caps exclusively fuck dogs…or are fucked by them!
and yes, I wonder how high you get if you lace your doobie with pixie dust!
hahahahahahhaha! XD
paper mache and leaves and we have ourselves breaking news!
UNBEELEEVAR!
Your Grace
I THINK … err …. i think for your german readers, your grace means unGlaeuber … or is that unGlaublicher …..
and, in a philosophy exam, as for WHY – why not or why not what
es macht man denken, nee
das ist es doch
yr grace’s obedient servant etc
ge
Our German readers? BOTH of them? You’ll spoil the lads!
As for the philosophy question: define “why.”
Ok, no offence to anyone who thinks it’s real but… if it was really a mummified faery, why has it still got {pretty clean looking for a faery thats been mummified} hair?
I’m really not trying to ruin anyones ideas on faery existance or anything but it sorta confuses me… Blessed Be! x
Salena,
You are obviously painfully unaware of the advancements in fairy hair products over the last decade. They’ve got some wonderfully balancing shampoos and some conditioners that are to die for. We are, after all, talking about a “fairy.” Should we not expect it’s hair to be perfectly groomed? You don’t know many fairies, do you? You should probably get out more.
We believe in fairies its said that every time a child says i dont believe in fairies a fairy somewhere drops down dead they are just little helpers of the earth
well said, JTK – people like Salena should be ashamed of themselves. They have fairy blood on their hands thanks to their repeated denials.
How many fairies must die, Salena? How many??
476
Gut gesagt, MeinPferd – Wieviel, doch, Wieviel
[well said, mine Equine, how many indeed]
We all know why the Britisch economy is in a mess – all these Monstrous Women like Mrs Jack Dromey & Mrs Derek Gadd running the Government & criminalising Catholic Adoption Agencies – and not voting for that nice Cephas Hain as Deputy Leader of the Party
Now that they’re all losing their Jobs at Northern Rock, it’s not wonder that so many Fairies have fled to Canada and taken to drinking Monsieur Metro’s ethylene-glycol-based-antifreeze
Das ist es, doch
Es macht man denken, nee
[This is it, init,
It makes yer fink, dunnit]
wait this explains it! lot of poeple dont believe in them so all the fairys die some poeple or lot of poeple do believe they can see 1 fairy this explains it of course!! :O
Stumbled over a Canadian group who were obviously fairy motivated.
Yup, we miss you dudes.
Herr Eagle – I don’t know how you could think there might be fairy related individuals in the cabinet – perish the thought!
That’s why I can’t keep any booze around here. It’s the fairies! I bet they drank all Metro’s vodka, too!
this is super scary!! :]
Yes, the unsbashed fairy slaughter that Salena is condoning is extremely frightening.
Indeed. As is the fact that they’re drinking all my booze!
The Faerie kingdom is alive and well, if people can believe in miracles, why can’t I believe in Faeries?
Keep the Faery Dream Alive.
Woo, Australia.
Aren’t the “godless heathens” the people that normally wouldn’t be so skeptical of something like this. It seems to me that a devout religious person would be the more likely party to question the validity of this “fairy”, mainly because we know of these creatures from FAIRY TALES, not religious texts.
Ah but the very religious know that their truth is the only truth.
And if you’re a Muslim they definately don’t believe in fairies! I think they have another name for them.
oh i wish faeries were real but… :C too bad… :C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C:C
so i dont really care what that dude who “made” the dead fairy carcass says, even if its real or not, fairies are DEFINATLY real! They are either real in my imagination or really real in this world! I have yet to see one but who cares! I’m going to have fun believing and if they are real then thats one less dead one because i believe, i always have and i always will! I sat here and read ALL of these comments, and i like the theory that they could be some form of angels…who knows…but when people says God didn’t mention them in the Bible, you are right, but did he mention every type of crazy aquatic creature either? I don’t recall, and even though we are the only ones who were made in his image fairies are not in any way human like! =] so thank you, they are real =]
<3 Cally
Well, SOMEBODY is drinking all my gin, that I know for sure!
I hope what’s in my imagination isn’t real or I really had sex with… I need more gin.
Who? Paul Reubens?
Good painter he was, don’t think he was a fairy though. Maybe he got the fairies to paint for him – he probably hid the gin.
Philipa, are you sleeping with a Muslim dipsomaniac painter? Do tell all!
I have always wanted to be a fairy!!!!!!!!! :) Lol!
Well you still may have the chance, if you live near San Francisco.
Good grief no! I would never sleep with a muslim, you have to marry the bastards first – I’ve only ever slept with bastards I could get rid of.
(for those who think that a racist remark let me assure you that in my experience all men are bastards, regardless of their ethnicity or religious practice)
Never slept with a fairy though..
..at least I don’t think I have.
@Philipa – so you are quite comfortable making blatantly sexist comments? Yet you are defensive about making blatantly racist comments. When are you going to begin making blatantly specieist comments and start putting down Fairies?
Fairy-hater! You are oppressing our dreams!
Oh goody – this can now move in a new direction!
I think this shitts bad ass dude I would if faeries were real as long as they werent hurt & they werent skankishly dressed lol…probably impossible…I WANNA BE A FAERIE!!.or be a draenei from world of warcraft
Her Grace La Marchionnesse de WitchHampton under Buzzard etc
Your Grace
AerChie hat recht [A. hits the targets yet again]
Doomed – We’re all doomed
498 … Yes – another thread record must be transmogrified
Ducks …. and ever more Qwacking Ducks are coming home to roost, as Gordon Bruin’s Weputation for Economic Pwudence & pwomoting Monstrous (lightweight) Ladies gets ever stranger
…. and ex America semper aliquid novi [always something bizarre from the Land beyond the Rim of the Known World] – oor Hilary gets ever closer to the generous Trough at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
In the Best of Colonies, large Animals face the twin threats of Specie-ism und Size-ism, when SMALL (… err … small) predators like Falcons & Beavers get the best posts from the SreggolB most distinguished
AND what about the Workers, including that puir Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni ending in the forced accommodation of a Giant Kiwi Fridge en route to Japanese Kalimari Dishes with Sliced Whale slivers
Doomed – bring on the Hoses, save the Panda
I have the honour (… ummm … honor) to remain your Grace’s obedient servant etc
G Eagle
ArchieArchive – you are correct; I have no conscience making sexist remarks, indeed I consider it a sport. In fact I guess many men would agree with me – with regard to the opposite sex let us sport while we may.
Gin helps.
Apparently the fairies keep drinking the gin :-/
Sushi – what language are you communicating in, pray?
I speak Eagle. Save the panda.
(never eaten Panda)
It’s not racist: it’s religiousist!
Sushi/Chelsea, you can’t be a fairy until you pick ONE name.
Philipa, pandas are buddhist. Would you eat a buddhist on a first date?
DING! 500!!!!!
@Philipa, I also enjoy making sexist comments but I’m not really sexist, I just like to poke fun at lesser mortals – - -
@His Greyness, the flighty one, How will the hoses stop the Tory promoted globular warning?
@Rain, Pandas are delicious in a white wine sauce.
Gin is but a fading memory. Along with Port and Chardonny. Living in a dry community can be HELL!
(Let’s aim at 600)
Raincoaster – I wouldn’t eat anyone on a first date, nor the second. Ok I might have a nibble on the second.
Hee hee, Archie – you like to poke lesser mortals?
raincoaster Dec 20 at 6:06 am “… with all porridge-related medical conditions, it’s best to give them 48 hours to solve themselves before bringing in the hoses”
Bonjour, Herr AerChie
I dinnae ken how HOSES will save the Planet – but her Grace has revealed their efficacy for (among other illnesses) Persistent EdgirroP-itis
C’est tout tragique for such a young man to have run out of White Port – no wonder the Colonies are succumbing to Labour … peut-etre that puir wee Faerie succumbed to a stroke induced by high blood-pressure upon witnessing the last-surviving White Port flagon passing from left to right
Alles Gute
G Eagle
Oh, BTW, in your Place, everyone will enjoy your Shark-Embracing non-Buddhist Oktopus …. but Is it wise or prudent to poke the Lady ApilihP – she may turn her last Tree-Oktopus on you …. unless of course she’s already fed it to some random Buddhist ….
I never touched that random buddhist – I was framed!
fake o.o*
No, I assure you Philipa is entirely real. If she says she didn’t eat the random buddhist, she didn’t eat him and that’s that.
@Philipa, most of those lesser mortals I poke tend to laugh – so I guess they find it funny – umm – is that what I meant to say? btw, I am not a random Buddhist – I am just random
Is this poking a sneaky way to tenderize them?
Perhaps this poor fairy was poked to death! It’s all Facebook’s fault!
@Herr G Eagle, I find oat pudding to be quite a worthy meal – unlike the fowl feuds eaten by the Sassenachs
Which reminds me to do that Offal Shame banned haggis post.
Offal Shame – - – grrrrrr
Please do – Pipe him in – my blog needs a stolen haggis – - -
btw, I poked Philipa and now she is speechless!
elves and fairys are real!
Well of course they are Patrick.
Archie keeps poking me to see if I’m done but that’ll never happen if he doesn’t turn me over!
Haggis, banned?? Yes that is an offal shame.
Should I tell Buff you’re poking each other?
Offal Shame? That is no way to speak of the great chieftain o’ the puddin’ race – - -
Turns Philipa over
I loved the one boobie limerick Archie – they don’t make ‘em like that any more.
Am I done yet cause I think I need basting..
Get. A. Room.
This is a fuckin’ KID’S THREAD YOU TWO! Goddam!
Fairies are not just for kids!
Are you saying you’re pan-sexual now? Make up your mind, man!
I’ll explain after the children have gone to bed – - -
Um… how kids are made?
Sorry Raincoaster, obviously the fairies bring them *hangs head in shame*
Pan-sexual eh Archie? How are the lost boys??
That’s so funny, because when I was little my parents always thought fairies were trying to take us away. We live in a more enlightened time now, obviously.
@Philipa, those boys are totally lost! The “Pan” part of the description is quite correct – Nymph chaser by nature, cloven-footed Capricornian by birth – - -
Have some Madeira, M’Dear
@Rain, Many an old wive’s tale contains unexpected truth!
Raincoaster, I’m crying with laughter, this thread rocks :-D
Rocking fairies? Pride week isn’t till August!
i dont believe in fairies
OMG, does anyone else hear that tiny, distant funeral march?
Sucks to be you, bethany. I dare you to challenge the existence of fairies after seeing this definitive proof. This will blow your mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsShe6mN7EI
What say you? Shall you continue to deny in the face of prof?!?!?!?!?!
(oh gawd, rain….this is soooo much fun!)
err….”proof” :)
One more for ya! :)
Ah, yes. PeterPan. His site had three point five million hits the last time I saw it, and he had just proposed to his “Tink.” At first I laughed at him, but after some reading I’ve actually developed a real respect for the guy. He just loves being this persona, and he means all that pixie peace stuff just the way Oprah means her spiel. He’s a sweet, crazy guy and I admire him for being so public and for accepting that award in the way that he did (google it; I’m too lazy to find the link). Respect.
Well maybe, but I’m afraid I couldn’t last out the full vid experience – only in America.
I’m a cynical Brit, what can I say? We have people here who live the Elvis experience – knock yourself out (as long as I don’t have to join in).
Cynical Brits abound – wait, that makes you sound like a Kangaroo – - – (Kangaroo Tail is quite popular with the locals out here in the desert)
Yes, Rain, I am going to my room!
Non, je ne regrette rien, – Sorry, listening to the Little Sparrow – a definite fairy person.
Whenever anyone mentions a kangaroo I remember a little ditty taught to me by a reprobate some time ago that starts.. Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down (shag a wallaby).. and it goes on.
I’ll spare you the rest, the fairies have probably been at the gin and you’ll only get grumpy, Raincoaster.
BTW, how is Snow White, still in rehab?
Do they abound as well as the Four Hopping Ninjas of the Apocalypse? OMG, are they BRITISH??????
So many are British somewhere along the line, we used to rule the world you know..
..and we have a Time Lord.
He’s not British; he’s Galliffreyan, duh. I well remember his conversation with The Brigadier in which the B said, “It’ll have to be one of us, you know, we can’t trust the rest,” and the Doctor paused a moment, smiled craftily and said, “Well, naturally not. The rest are all foreigners!” to which the Brigadier nodded before he caught himself.
Well slap my bottom and call me baby, you’re right!
Of course.
A smug Cephlapod is so.. other-worldly.
Cthulhu is not in the least smug; he’s simply ravenous for souls. You’re projecting.
HOLLY SHAZ!!!!
That’s amazing!!
I believe!!! *bows*
Welcome. Spread the word. The Fairies depend on you.
“Well slap my bottom and call me baby”
I was going to until I realised the children were not in bed. Rain is already annoyed at me for corrupting the miners – well, actually they were already corrupt but no one talks about it.
Archie – blame Thatcher, everyone does.
Not without good reason.
I really think this fairy is real so dont forget to name her thinkerbell
That’s a mighty fine name, given all the thoughts she’s inspired.
I can’t blame the thatcher – my roof is tiled! I have no idea what is causing the wet spots.
Cute!
Archie, I would reply to that, but I have far too much innate dignity.
Your Grace
THE 2ND BLAST OF THE TRUMPET AGST THE MONSTROUS REGIMENT OF WOMEN THATCHERS
Ich weiss nicht,was soll es bedeuten,
das ich so traurig bin
I don’t understand what the talented Anti-Soviet Deviationist Aerchie-Dude is saying
ABER (err … but …)
Methinks he doth protest too much
There is NO RAIN in the Western Anti=Podes, wherein resides such an incisive & entertaining Promoter of Human=Menacing Pseudo-Animals (Drop-Bears, Desert-Sharks, Tree OktoPodia & the Wild Antipodean Rudd-Creature etc)
ERGO the holes in his roof cannot pScientifically afford the explanation of the Wet Spots on his Floor
… nor can it be spilling White Port over the Cigars after the retirement of the Ladies – ALL the White Port in his Desert has apparently been consumed in a (SCHOCKINGLY) anit-Clockwise direction
WHENCE, as a more felicitous alternative to Mummification, so many UK Fairies have selected Metro-Land as a Target to emigrate to, instead of Van Diemen’s Land
Yr Grace’s obedt servant etc
G E
PS No Kangaroos were hurt or injured in the making of this Post – can the AerChie=Dude give us a similar assurance over his comments
Perhaps those pussy-eating dragons have bitten off more than they can chew? And a large, invisible, and very, very satisfied Persian cat rests atop Archie’s house?
Errrr … your Grace – it’s CHESHIRE cats who become invisible
…. but I rather apprehend that Pussy-Munching Dragons predate away from the Western Desert to avoid the witty taunts of the egregious Archie-dude [Homo Sapientissimus AerchiDudius Ferox et Lepidus]….
…. has anyone warned them about the perils of sampling M Metro’s ethylene-glycol-based-antifreeze saucer-offerings
Er.. Hang on, Archie has a Pussy-Munching Dragon or Achie is a Pussy-Munching Dragon?
I’m so sorry, I’m confused Mr Eagle, Sir.
and who’s the homo-sissy fox?
I thought raincoaster was a fox..
and the fairy was dead (or if you’re in Alabama, deyad)
and archie was downunder…. !
SRRY DONT BELIVE THAT
No, it’s true, Raincoaster is a fox!
(I’ve seen the pictures)
And that fairy is definately dead.
It’s an ex fairy.
Archie is being haunted by a gigantic Cheshire/Persian cross?
That explains so much.
I’m not a fox. But I’m not a chick either.
Philipa: who did Archie go downunder on?
Tch! Tch! One does not go down under on. One simply goes down under. And I never name names – except to ET – - –
I am terrified of cross Cheshire Persians. So is my inner dragon.