cross-posted from lolebrity, for I am very busy today and this one has crossover potential.
imaj: raincoaster
sorse: DListed
Sandy ar playin Canuckistani refugee.
Ryan ar playin America.
Pritty reel-listic if u ax me.
Category Archives: Celebrity
Britney Spears: Gimme More Jelly Babies!
And now for something completely trivial: a unicorn chaser if you will.
Looks like Britney‘s come to terms with the fact that her post-childbirth figure will never return to the sveltitide of her Oops I Did It Again days. This new version of her comeback hit Gimme More is even more scandalous than the stripper-pole-themed original, as all the dancers in this version are completely naked, save for a tantalizing dusting of powdered sugar.
Wonder how she sneaked THAT past the censors at YouTube!
via UKPopSugar
(I always feel bad when I leave them out of the Ayyyy.com link roundup, because they always link back to us, but there’s only so much I can do with Jordan and Beth Ditto, ya know?)
Monkees Psychedelia: Star Collector
This is what Nine Inch Nails‘s Starfuckers, Incorporated looked like in 1967, performed by The Monkees.
It looked pretty good, actually.
I have to say, the combination of YouTube pixillation and psychedelic staging is a marriage made in Heaven, or at least in Malibu. I actually have this album (Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn and Jones Ltd
And for those of you who may have, in some misguided and doubtless drunken stupor, expressed skepticism regarding the talent of the great Mike Nesmith, listen to this song: Mary, Mary, which Paul Butterfield called a great white soul song. He was right.
and yes, I know the video is out of synch with the audio.
Doesn’t mean your ears don’t work, right?
quiz: who’s yo momma?
Oh dear. I don’t think this can be good. Too many lions, not enough Christians if you know what I mean.
Your Mommy Is Madonna |
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What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. |
quiz: which WordPress.com forum volunteer are you?
Another installment in the continuing adventures of Operation Global Media Domination. I shall try not to let it go to my head.
I shall fail.
It’s time to play INSIDE BASEBALL!
Juan and sulz have been threatening us with something radical for some time now and while the smart money seemed to be on new CSS skins, it looks like they went in a completely unexpected direction, cooking up some quizzes that are hilariously revealing and very, very inside. Don’t worry if you don’t get them; it just means you have a life outside an open source technical help forum; there are worse fates.
Guess who I am?
Which WordPress.com Forum Volunteer Are You?
You are raincoaster!
You know quite a lot, and try to help as many with as little effort as possible, which may come across as curt. You would lengthen your replies considerably if you smell a forum fight, though, ‘cos it’s good for hits.
Okay, this next one’s a bit off, but only because none of the moderators are snarky (except I have known Andy and Matt to get their backs up from time to time) so I had to pick random answers. I think it just has a Canadian Detector built in:
Which WordPress.com Forum Moderator Are You?
You are Trent!
It’s a challenge keeping a cheerful tone around a forum full of fit-throwing mad users, but you manage it and that’s why everybody loves you.
This one, however, is probably going to be my eventual fate. Tick, tick, tick. But TT‘s not going to like being left out of this.
Which WordPress.com Forum Troll Are You?
You are the anti-WordPress troll!
You drop links in your posts like it’s going out of fashion tomorrow; it does help in your argument though. You are the reason for many of the closed threads. You would be associated with famous banned users such as wank, root and drmike.
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