Just because we need it lately. Canadian Content warning; stolen from the very American Captain KJ.
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Category Archives: dance
Leave Chris Crocker ALONE! sez Seth Green
You remember the original, from YouTube celebutard Chris Crocker? Which was sparked by the trainwreck, from LA celebutard Britney Spears?
Here’s the penultimate, from the guy who played Little Scotty Evil in all those Austin Powers movies:
And the transcript, courtesy of the uploader
Leave Chris Crocker alone…leave him alone! He is just a human, he has ideas that he knows is important and opinions ppl should hear about other ppl. he-he loves his grandmother, and hes going thru a tough time.. that britney pool didnt build itself, he had to build tht himself, he put all those pictures up after buying and collecting them all. did u do that?! u didnt do that….. you cant talk about someone when ur not willing to do wat they do.. u hve not spent a mile walking in his sneakers, or platforms or pumps,or i dont know what he wears,but i bet its stylish… fuck u, u judgemental people…he is dealing with a lot right now, u dont know make fun of him, if u wanna make fun of him ur gonna have to go thru me…and i am tough to go thru cuz i am (idk what he said here,tangable?[ed note: yes, “Tangible”])..leave him alone. and watch robot chicken sunday nights at 11:30 at cartoon networks adult swim, season 2 dvd available right now. so buy it… and leave him alone… ugh!
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Celebrity Gossip: the roundup!
Because I have so many blogs, and because I am yea, very easily confused, forsooth, I wrote a post for Ayyyy.com which place does, in fact and in actuality, pay me to read gossip blogs (NOT kidding. Life is a cabaret, old chum) and say “go look at that…now go look at this…now look at that” etc.
Yes, I am getting paid to read gossip blogs.
My sister is going to eat her lips when she reads that.
In any case, here’s the post that was going to put food on my table this month, until I remembered that I’m only supposed to do this during the week. And it’s the weekend. And I thought, bugger it, I can at least feed the ol’ raincoaster blog with it.
Mindy McCready behind bars, not under them this time (PerezHilton)
Viggo Mortensen‘s computer-enhanced nude scene (Agent Bedhead)
Alyssa Milano: Who’s the Sportsblogger? (Daily Stab)
The Celebrity Cover Corral (Celebrity Smack)
Katie Holmes is no Richard Avedon (I’m Not Obsessed)
OJ Simpson is looking for the real burglars (Holy Candy)
Christina Aguilera visited by the Titty Fairy (Wizbang Pop)
Carmen Electra bringing the respectable back? (Hollywood Tuna)
Angelina Jolie rocks the Mother of the Bride look (Just Jared)
Lindsay Lohan is delusional (and easy) (A Socialite’s Life)
Colin Farrell‘s homeless shopping spree (Defamer)
Ryan Gosling loves his costar (Jezebel)
Larry Birkhead‘s graveside photo-op (Mollygood)
Amy Winehouse before the wine (Dlisted)
Paula Abdul has something you don’t…besides memories of sex with Emilio Estevez (Evil Beet)
Prince is suing…YOU! (CeleBitchy)
Well, this should be good for hits.
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Britney at the 2007 VMA’s: White Girl’s Rhythm
My god, girl. All you have to do is lip synch and dance for a living. Can it be that hard? Even I can dance better than this…and I’m about that chubby, too. This is as good an example of phoning it in as I’ve ever seen, and the audience reaction shots are priceless; their jaws are hanging, and not because she’s so hot!
Come to think of it, my roots are greasy as well. Shit, where’s my fifty million dollars? Perez Hilton‘s got a thread going: it’s called “How Bad was Britney, Y’All?” and it has 6100 comments and counting…
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the white James Brown
Did you ever watch James Brown dance and think “Man, how does he do that? How can one simple, mortal being make moves like that?”
Now at last, via Stiletto Girl, comes the answer.
It’s great when cops really enjoy their jobs, eh? Officer Friendly indeed, but yeah, not quite THAT Friendly. I’m relatively sure the World Wildlife Federation is petitioning to make his crotch a “protected watershed” and thus preserve the thousands of at-risk species which live there.
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