the return of the whistler in darkness

from the Archive, and you should read THIS first. I mean, you can go ahead and read this one first instead, but that’s probably only your best option if you enjoy being confused and experiencing the futility of busted and ersatz suspense. In which case you should be reading Ionesco and leaving me the hell alone.

I have cracked the mystery of Screamer, Screamer 2.0, Yeller and Whoo!It’s all the fault of indie music. That rock an’ roll gits the blood ta boilin’ and the youngun’s git up ta all kinda mischief.Pat’s Pub in the Patricia Hotel now features the few local bands who do not actually suck. They’ve even made it into the Georgia Straight, twice. That’s lovely. Vancouver needs good local music groups. Vancouver does not need groups of incoherent yet voluble and active drunks spilling out onto the street at 2am. Face it, if they’re loud enough that the locals in this locale are complaining, they’re just too damn loud.

Patricia, sweetie darling, could you maybe get them a room or something? You always prided yourself on being the only respectable hotel on the Downtown EastSide, so why not live up to that? How about having your bouncers follow them and smack them around a little bit when they start with the Whoo, Scream, Scream, and Yell? Is that too much to ask? Wait, let me help you…

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Colbert Report: eagle porn!

H’yeah, we’re obviously not going to be any more refined today than we were yesterday, but what can we say; yesterday was an awesome day for hits.

Here we at the ol’ raincoaster blog present the Colbert Report‘s timely (see previous post) hard-hitting investigation into the American phenomenon of bald eagle porn. Talk about a national symbol!

“Just like with people!”

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pic o’ the day: fossilized fairy

This genuine antique fossilized fairy from the collection of Takeshi Yamada is the kind of thing that throws Pharyngula and his fellow godless Darwinian crusaders into a frenzy. No doubt the heirs of Arthur Conan Doyle will be purchasing this irrefutable proof of the ancient existence of fairies, should it ever appear at Christie’s or Sotheby’s.

Fairy Fossil by Takeshi Yamada

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quiz: the Canadian slang proficiency test

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You earned a total score of 76 %
There’s maple sugar running through your veins, isn’t there?
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on proficiency

Link: The Canadian Slang Proficiency Test written by green_apple_ on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

From Laverne & Shirley, via Azahar.

Kinky Koalas in Christmas display

A koala bear peep show in a store’s Christmas display? Another featuring an animatronic platypus administering a hand job to a recumbent wombat?

Dese Australians, dey are crazeeeey!

From the Herald Sun, via (who else?) Fark.

EYEBROWS were raised outside the Myer Christmas windows in Melbourne when a platypus appeared to be intimately involved with a wombat.

A malfunction was the cause of the accidental and unfortunate positioning of the two characters in this year’s Christmas windows titled Wombat Devine.

But window watchers in attendance did not know about the mistake for some time and many were quite surprised by what they saw.

“I don’t know what to think,” said a mother of four.

“They look like they are… involved.”

And in another window, eagle-eyed bestiality fans noted the following koala-on-koala-gimp action.

NSFW, if you W with koala bears all day.

Myer stores in Sydney may be closing the toilets to stop homo activity, but their Melbourne counterparts are putting it in their windows for all the world to see!! Check out these cute little blighters in this years X-mas window display!

In England, though, they call this dogging…hmmm, wonder why? They had Jordan turn on the Oxford Street Chrismas lights this year (among other things) which rather sets the tone, so it stands to reason that somewhere in the festive decorations lurks a cunningly disguised display of canine kink.

Pictures can be forwarded to the address in the top right-hand corner, please.

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