Well, it’s practical. This has to be the cheapest method of governmental family planning assistance of which I’ve ever seen. Truly, this is brilliant.
Category Archives: Humour
Ten-Tentacle Treats!
Ah, who doesn’t love finger foods? With my birthday just a wee tad over one slim month away, I’ve been looking around for suitable refreshments for my Friki Tiki birthday party (goth/tiki, you’re all invited! Bring booze!) And here we have just the thing: first up, Lochmann’s caramel-filled cuttlefish from Dr Boli‘s smorgasbord of demented delights:
If that doesn’t satisfy your craving for cephalopods and/or creepy-crawlies (is hyphenated, yes? no? but yes?), try a few of these, from the kitschy kitchen of Tacky Raccoons:
Bone A Pet Tit!
Potholders for Pulchritude!
In keeping with today’s tatas theme, here are the hottest potholders around! I bet you can’t wait to get your hands on these babies!
It looks like that oven is cold!
These particular knit tits were knitted out of 100% cotton and apparently modeled after Lindsay Lohan’s, if one is to judge from the colour scheme. Pattern here. All to benefit Breast Cancer Awareness.
As women, most of us are aware that we need to examine our breasts regularly. What better way to remind ourselves more often to do that than to use a dishcloth that blatantly screams, “Feel the Ta-tas!“
Hard to argue with that. Hey, you might even get some kitchen volunteers.
Maybe I should knit some…
Get a Pair of New Tatas for Only Five Thousand Dollars!
What a deal! Normally, a nice new pair of these kinds of things costs several times as much, but thanks to the low manufacturing costs of India, as well as the savings inherent in the newly-fashionable, smaller-size units, these Tatas are a bargain at only $2500 apiece!
Click over the jump to take a look for yourself at a pair of these beautiful, bulbous new Tatas! Continue reading
When Seafood Goes Bad
This is a subject with which I have an intimate degree of familiarity, so I do not hesitate to post this explosive photo here. I can has immodium?
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