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Darth Vader celebrates the season

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 Darth Vader builds his dream. Awwwwww!

No heart is so hardened that it cannot be touched by the magic of Christmas. Ah, Christmas, the season when dreams come true, when magic is everywhere, and when Darth Vader takes time out from empire-building and torturing his enemies to build a dream made of snow.

Ladies and gentlemen, via Fark comes the Darth Vader Happy Holidays Snow Globe:

Me! Wants! Me! Wantssssss!

Dude’s building the Death Star, out of snow!  And he’s all crouching down and shit!  If that isn’t the cutest thing since Admiral Ackbar intentionally synched his “fall back into the chair” motion so his neck would hit his seat’s headrest at the exact moment the Super Star Destroyer crashed into Death Star II at the end of Return of the Jedi, I don’t know what in the hell is.

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quiz: how much do you really know about the Cthulhu Mythos?

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Yep, another predictable result. Why don’t I just raise a few Shoggoths and take over the world? It would save everybody time.

Master of the MythosYou scored 90 Arcane Wisdom!
Wow! You really know your stuff! You’re clearly a professor at Miskatonic University, or an individual who has travelled to Yuggoth or the Dreamlands and one time or another. A copy of the Necronomicon sits on your end table, and whether you use it for good or evil, you have an excellent command of the information and rituals within.This is the top-scoring category. Congratulations!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on Arcane Wisdom

Link: The Cthulhu Mythos Test written by deepvoice1982 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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sexiest man alive George Clooney, metaphor man

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sexiest mystery man aliveIs there anything this man can’t get away with? Ripping poor little Teri Hatcher‘s heart to shreds? Spurning Julia Roberts? Posing for Vanity Fair with models an even foot taller and two decades younger? Being compared with the immortal Cary Grant? That mullet from the Facts of Life?

Nothing.

Including this. Yes, as Gawker reports in their beloved Gawker Stalker feature, sexiest man alive George Clooney simply makes literal what so many generations of men have done only metaphorically.

He gives the girl shit.

George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh were dining at the Post House restuarant tonight (Wednesday). They were discussing and laughing about the movie Broke Back Mountain. George Clooney offered his stool to an attractive blonde who was at the bar.

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quiz: will you be one of Cthulhu’s chosen ones?

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I think we all know raincoaster’s result without bothering to look, don’t we?


Could You Be One Of Cthulhu’s Chosen?


You are clearly a being of exceptional wisdom and insight on the greater meaningless and value-less universe for the mark of Cthulhu burns brightly upon your aura. Take heed for when the stars are right and the terrible city of R’Lyeh rises again from the sea you must answer the call of Dread Cthulhu, taking your place beneath the Old One as he revels across the world ravening for delight. Till such time you would do well to please Cthulhu, extracting from the world your own pleasures in decadent and boisterous exploits.
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operation global media domination: the rise of the Castoridaeian meme

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TIAIn other words, the beaver shot as bellweather of the blogosphere.

You may have heard, if you’re not actually dead or offline (and what’s the difference, really?) that Britney Spears has been celebrating her recent weight loss and the birth of her second child by allowing her adoring public to check out the actual birth canal, with and without turquoise cooch-cosy.

This has the blogosphere in quite a tizzy. Unlike with the popularizer of beaver fever, Lindsay Lohan, Britney‘s snatch has been generally assumed to be off-limits, since at first she claimed it was unused, then claimed it belonged to Timberlake, and then to Federline. Now, it belongs to the people.

And what does this have to do with raincoaster’s Operation Global Media Domination? Just this: a rising skirt lifts all blogs, and my post of Lori‘s several months old beaver shots are one of the top posts on WordPress right now. Metro must be so proud. God knows, I’ll take the hits; I transcended dignity a very long time ago. I may be a joke, but I’m a PROUD one! Apparently, this particular post is #3 on Google when you search for “Beaver shots”.

Search results that led here for the past two days:

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Yesterday
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In unrelated news, Jesus’ General made my day, week, month, and year by telling me in an email that he likes my blog.

*swoons*