Happy Balentines Day!

Stolen from April Winchell, but in the true spirit of raincoaster, from me to you: won’t you be my Balentine?

Happy Balentines Day!

Happy Balentines Day!

The Sad Man’s Kama Sutra

Remember Garfield Without Garfield? Well, the premise is fundamentally wrong. This actually is sadder with the cat.

The saddest thing is, of course, the likelihood that this chart represents the culminating physical pleasures of this poor Zeta Male’s life.

Sad Man's Kama Sutra

the birth of a notion

Well this should get old real fast:

Fake Raincoaster. What the fuck's it LOOK like?

My Mumps

Okay, so vaccines might turn you suddenly autistic or whatever. Still, what are your priorities, guys: your brains or your balls?

Yes, that is an actual Public Service Announcement from MumpsSucks, a safety intiative of the Ontario government. Canadians, as we have noted previously, always have the best safety announcements.

everything you wanted to know about Canada but were afraid to ask

Yep, that’s pretty much exactly it: everything you wanted to know about Canada but were afraid to ask, delivered by the funniest man Canada has ever produced, Rick Mercer.

Any questions?