Final Fantasy: otaku nerds pwn bullies

You do not need to understand Japanese to love this video I stole from Japanprobe. It’s two anime nerds (otaku) facing down two bullies, Final Fantasy style. The reading of the scroll is particularly moving, I must say, and the stylistic violence is reminiscent of early Peckinpah although the unconventional heros evoke Tony Ching Siu-tung‘s more humorous masterpieces.

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conspiracy 911: the real reason it happened

Another video from apeman, the twisted Canuckistani genius who brought Hinterland’s Who’s Who’s Crack Spider into being.

Again, I’m sticking the video and lyrics over the jump because I was told that it was kinder to the people on dialup and also because I hope this way I won’t have to do a bloody restart every time my cache fills up.

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The King and the Queen: Helen Mirren and Forrest Whitaker in love

The world just can’t get enough GRILF lately, Gwyneth Paltrow’s rumoured Oscar nipple slip notwithstanding. So here, for you acting royalty fetishists, is a fantastic mashup video of The King and The Queen, together again for the first time.

How history would have been different, had they only gotten together and made sweet jungle love. Vid over the jump…

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I’m blogging!!!

Um, I totally don’t see the problem here. What’s everyone laughing at?

Stolen from Mark Wells.

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Drunk jedi rumble at Leia’s party

Princess Leia is packing heat and attitude! 

This was all over the Tatooine group on Facebook last week, although I came to it via this link.

Leia‘s boozy 22nd birthday party is ruined when a lightsaber duel breaks out. The YouTube is over the jump (yes, I hate that but Dr Mike says it’s kinder to people with dialup).

Where is Banditcar when you need him?!?!?!?!

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