quiz: what part of the immune system are you?

I’m totally psyched; this is SO me.

The immune system has many distinct parts that perform their own functions. They each sort of have a unique personality.

Are you a member of the body’s defence system? Do you have what it takes? Which one are you? After a few questions, you could be a certified body cell!

Which part of the immune system are you?

Your Result: Memory T cell

 

 

You make note of what infection attacked and provide immunity against later attacks. You’re normally good at remembering things and sometimes bring up an event everyone else forgot. You’re also a survivor fan, aren’t you.

Helper T cell

 

 

Macrophage

 

 

Killer T cell

 

 

Suppressor T cell

 

 

Phagocyte

 

 

Antibody

 

 

B cell

 

 

Which part of the immune system are you?
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Congratulations on becoming a member of the wonderful disease fighting team! Whether you are making antigens or cleaning up afterwards, you perform an important part in a defence and your personality is important to society!

Also: if only I knew how to make these damn Myspace quizzes work. What’s up with this HTML?

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Nancy Drew in pregnancy shocker!

There goes the last of my childhood heroes. All I can say is, wow, that must have been quite the party. Can’t wait for the first grainy cellcam footage to show up on YouTube.

Nancy Drew’s impregnation

Actually, who am I kidding? Nancy had a stick up her ass the size of the Washington Monument. Trixie Belden was the cool one.

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Fundamental Islam finally goes too far!

I’m SO enraged about this, you have no idea. And it happened in Seattle, of all places!

Fundies! Bah! It’s not enough that they try to prevent girls from getting an education, cover women’s faces, and consequently subject Chanel cosmetics to vast overpricing in the finer Gulf department stores.

No.

Now they’ve finally done it. Forcing this gorgeous creature to cover up! Congrats to Archie on finding photographic evidence of this outrageous suppression of natural beauty.

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Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu: complete text

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What do you people think? Is he going after Cthulhu this time?

It’s just too bloody perfect, you know. The protagonist in The Call of Cthulhu was an aging archaeologist with a reputation for doing things his own way. With his trusty buddy, Inspector Legrasse, he crosses the globe, attempting to puzzle out the mysterious connection between a precious religious artifact, a cannibalistic cult of Louisiana swamp dwellers, and a vicious tribe of Greenland Esquimaux.

Blowing away forever all pretence to cool I may once have possessed, I have re-edited Howard Phillips Lovecraft‘s immortal Gothic tale The Call of Cthulhu, and placed at its heart a certain Midwestern academic who is, himself, no stranger to the strange.

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Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu: complete text by raincoaster

Also: Indy in a hat. Still hawt?

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Terrified of losing your election? Try Incarcerex!

I’m pretty sure all the American presidential candidates are on this stuff. Yet another reason to draft Gore!

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