everything I need to know I learned from Cthulhu

everything, I'm telling you! Mwahahahahahaha!

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cowboy vs ninja: the victory is clear

Yep. I’ll be by to pick up my winnings from all you cowboy-favoring losers out there.

It seems, from a casual surf around YouTube, that they do these kinds of trials all the time.

And the gun always loses.

The ninjas advance to the second round, where they will face this year’s dark horse: Spartans. Place your bets with the tellers now, ladies and gentlemen.

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Unintelligent Design

A deity’s work is never done…

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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quiz: who will you be in the year 1400?

By way of dating site OkCupid and Sir John Mandeville (with whom I, apparently, have much in common) on the blog of Geoffrey Chaucer, here is the “Who will you be in 1400” quiz.

Actually, I was. Scary.

The Knight
You scored 28% Cardinal, 48% Monk, 38% Lady, and 59% Knight!
You are the hero. Brave and bold. You are strong and utterly selfless. You are also a pawn to your superiors and will be lucky if you live very long. If you survive the Holy wars you are thrust into you will be praised for your valor and opportunities both romantic and financial will become available to you.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on Cardinal
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You scored higher than 99% on Monk
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You scored higher than 99% on Lady
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You scored higher than 99% on Knight

Link: The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test written by KnightlyKnave on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

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Harry Potter and the treasure trail of statutory doom

Daniel Radcliffe nekkid

Yes, it’s Daniel Radcliffe, nekkid as a jaybird.

Now we know why Sirius had to die. In isolated parts of Nunavut, they could simply have gotten married…

Thanks to the intrepid and ever-vigilant Perez, we now know that the “and two veg” vastly outshines the “meat”, meaning wee Mr. Radcliffe is not only low in calories, but he’s a good source of cancer-fighting phytochemicals. Serve lomi-lomi-style.

Thank me later. Like, when he’s legal.

For more nekkid Radcliffe, check the ol’ raincoaster blog for the play’s poster; for his Match.com profile, and to watch him put the moves on Diana Rigg (also, apparently this photo here is fake, so don’t even think of saving it to your hard drive, posting it in your blog, setting it as your wallpaper, or printing it out poster-sized for hanging in multiples all around your bathroom or boudoir. Don’t even think about it)

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