Cat Crocker

I’m pretty much over the LolCats, but this one is worth posting. Anything that makes fun of Chris Crocker is a thing after my own heart.

Leave Britney Alone!

Fellini’s Catholic Fashion Show

Yes, another YouTube, but a good one!

(Catholics, LOOK AWAY NOW! DO NOT CLICK! NOOOOOooooooooo!)

from the class factotum via the Manolo

Celebrity Mugshot Slideshow

A boring title, I know, but this video is laugh-a-minute, at least: it is if you’re as malevolently Schaedenfreudeyan as I!

via turtlebutt, and cross-posted to Ayyyy!

Operation Global Media Domination: Technorati: for when your life just isn’t random enough

TIASeriously.

Seriously.

This has gone far enough.

So I was teaching a blogging class on Saturday, and we were talking about blog promotion and linking and, naturally, I showed them Technorati. And, naturally, I checked this blog on Technorati.

As one does.

And it had gone up by a couple of hundred places, after having been dreadfully stagnant for a few weeks.

And there was much rejoicing.

And I happened to check it earlier today as well. Just because. I sometimes enjoy checking Technorati. It’s healthy. It’s what normal people do. It’s not obsessive at all.

And I had lost three thousand, two hundred places.

And there was a darkness over the face of the sun, and the gnashing of teeth.

And I happened to check Technorati again two hours later. It’s normal. It’s healthy. We covered this, okay?

And I had gone up four thousand, nine hundred places.

guns don’t kill people

Guns don’t kill people

from the WOW report, which I found by doing my daily slog in the salt mines, during which I admire my manicure and listen to loud music and eat snack foods and drink refreshing beverages and get paid to read gossip blogs.

It’s a brutal job, but somebody’s got to do it.