Monthly Archives: July 2007

breaking news: Cheney’s missing fingers located!

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Cheney Bush puppet

Reuters has the full report, but surely this is no suprise to anyone who’s been following the US political situation for the past seven years.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – President George W. Bush had five polyps removed during a routine colon cancer test…

Acting Emperor Doctor Evil Dick Cheney had no comment.

He refused to remove his right hand from inside his jacket.

He likewise refused all requests to drink a glass of water while the President was speaking.

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quiz: how white and nerdy are you?

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The results of this should be very interesting, coming from certain of my readers.

As for moi, no surprise.

62%! Go me! To the Renaissance Faire!

How White and Nerdy r u?

Stolen from The Thinking Southerner

for the original video, click here; for the Lego version, click here.
We’re ALL ABOUT Weird Al and the White and Nerdy!

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quiz: what’s your personality cocktail?

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Wow, at the moment this couldn’t be more accurate. These damn quizzes! They’re scaring me! Does Rod Serling write these things?

St Mary Martini

How to make a raincoaster
Ingredients:

3 parts pride

1 part humour

3 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass.

Add sadness to taste!

Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail

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The amazing comical adventures of lil’ Werner in Physicslandia!

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Heisenberg comix

stolen from Neatorama, who also have an interesting backgrounder on Heisenberg.
See more of lil’ Werner‘s adventures on artist Dresden Codak‘s site.

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See food. Seafood. See food strike back!

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Make it from scratch? Puh-leeze! There are easier ways to satisfy a craving for seafood. Who needs the real thing when Japan and McDonald‘s do fake so very well? This tag team of Giant Octopus and Enormo-CollossoGigantor Squid is enough to put any budding Iron Chef off.

stolen from Pink Tentacle, which has a collection of several such bizarre, Mel-Brooks-ish Japanese-Neanderthal-vs-Gigantic-Ancient-Beast commercials.

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