Carol of the Old Ones
lyrics over the jump
It’s that time of year again; the time when families gather together (no, not the reading of the will!) and share what it means to celebrate Cthristmas.
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen
lyrics over the jump
We at the ol’ raincoaster blog have taken to this like Deep Ones to the ocean depths, decorating not one but four different Cthristmas trees. Which one do you like best?
The Azathoth tree
The Chihuly tree
The Squid tree
and the latest entry:
the Octophrost tree
Octophrost, in case you landlubbing types didn’t know, is the Santa of the Sea. Closely related to the Cascadian Tree Octopus, Octophrost brings all the good small fry of the ocean their presents, which he carries in a large ink sac.
Octophrost is made of snow and ice … instead of shooting out ink clouds to hide he shoots out a mini blizzard of snow, that he makes all the toys himself because he’s got eight arms, and other stuff like that.
Naturally. If Santa himself had eight arms, he’d get all that present-delivering crap over with in ten minutes, and the squalling little brats at the mall wouldn’t have a chance when they made a break for it.
Now let’s all sing some Cthristmas Carols!
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Blue Solstice
lyrics, also, over the jump
Much to my shock, I find out I’m less electric than the average person! Gracious, there certainly must be something wrong with this quiz! Why, I’d have thought that my number of fillings alone would put me over the average, but nooooooo.
Are you electric? How many of YOU would it take to keep a refrigerator running? Click and find out:
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Yes, Team Atene Beat members, he’s back! Everyone’s favorite inadvertent celebrity, Brian Atene, has returned to the YouTubes with his Star Trek themed tour de farce City on the Edge of Atene!
Click to view, IF YOU DARE! Goddammit, Jim, I’m a blogger, not a Nielsen family!
Stay gold, Atene. Stay gold.
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– his diet consists mostly of squirrels, chunky bars, and the souls of the damned
From Kadath in the Cold Waste (via Ecto) comes Sockthulhu! Loathesomely tattooed over his squamous hide with the polychromatic, crawling patterns of Nordic knitwear, Sockthulhu is invulnerable to the brutal winter conditions, utterly unafraid of Ithaqua the Windwalker, and completely machine-washable!
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