Category Archives: Operation Global Media Domination

Just what it sounds like. My quest to conquer the global media and take over the world. Maybe I can get my library fines cancelled…what can I say? It’s a last-ditch effort.

operation global media domination: didja miss me?

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Apparently, not in the slightest. As long as you’ve got beaver shots to keep you company, you’re happy as clams (or oysters; pick a metaphor). I haven’t posted anything meaningful in more than two days, and I’m still getting 100+ hits per hour.

Welcome pervs.

I can guarantee you that this using-raincoaster-to-get-to-Britney‘s-snail-trail isn’t going to be putting raincoaster in a good mood, and when she finally does post (there, now you’ve done it! She’s referring to herself in the third person! Happy now?) she’s going to be cranky as a sack of drunken wolverines. You may wish to update your virus, Cruciatus Curse, and broadsword protections now…

quote o’ the day: General JC Christian, on raincoaster

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You’re the raincoaster? I don’t read many other blogs because I simply don’t have the time, but every time I’ve looked at yours I’ve enjoyed it. Great stuff.

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

 

*swoons*

operation global media domination: the rise of the Castoridaeian meme

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TIAIn other words, the beaver shot as bellweather of the blogosphere.

You may have heard, if you’re not actually dead or offline (and what’s the difference, really?) that Britney Spears has been celebrating her recent weight loss and the birth of her second child by allowing her adoring public to check out the actual birth canal, with and without turquoise cooch-cosy.

This has the blogosphere in quite a tizzy. Unlike with the popularizer of beaver fever, Lindsay Lohan, Britney‘s snatch has been generally assumed to be off-limits, since at first she claimed it was unused, then claimed it belonged to Timberlake, and then to Federline. Now, it belongs to the people.

And what does this have to do with raincoaster’s Operation Global Media Domination? Just this: a rising skirt lifts all blogs, and my post of Lori‘s several months old beaver shots are one of the top posts on WordPress right now. Metro must be so proud. God knows, I’ll take the hits; I transcended dignity a very long time ago. I may be a joke, but I’m a PROUD one! Apparently, this particular post is #3 on Google when you search for “Beaver shots”.

Search results that led here for the past two days:

brittany spears beaver shot 15
britney beaver shot 9
beautiful agony 8
“beautiful Agony” 5
steve irwin death video 4
KKKramer shirt 3
blackzilla 3
spears beaver shot 3
beaver shots 2
Britney Spears beaver shots 2

Yesterday
Search Views
britney beaver shot 118
beautiful agony 102
Steve Irwin Death video 56
beaver shots 39
britney beaver shots 35
brittany Spears beaver shot 30
britney spears beaver shots 27
spears beaver shot 24
reverend ted 22
blackzilla 20

In unrelated news, Jesus’ General made my day, week, month, and year by telling me in an email that he likes my blog.

*swoons*

THE definitive raincoaster quiz

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My heart leaped up when my eyes saw this one! Yes, we’ve been quiz-heavy over the past 24 hours it is true, but there exists in this world not the slightest chance that raincoaster was gonna let this one get past her without taking credit where credit is, according to the Quiz Gods, due.

Bow down and worship me, mortals, lest ye be driven to gibbering madness to quench the divine thirst of the Greatest of the Great Old Ones, mighty Cthulhu!

Oooh, there’ll be no living with me after this!

Cthulhu, yo!

You scored as Cthulhu. You are Great Cthulhu! You lay and dream at home (or the beach) most of the time but one day (when the stars are right) you will suddenly have the power to get out there and show the world what youre made of! Lets hope you dont do too much damage……

Cthulhu
80%
Nodens
70%
Yog-Sothoth
70%
Nyarlathotep
65%
Azathoth
65%
Hastur
35%
Shub Niggurath
15%

Which Cthulhu Mythos character/God are you?
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operation global media domination: social bookmarks

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TIAHere is the code for the social bookmarking I’ve been putting at the bottom of my newer posts. If any tech-savvy persons out there would care to improve it with images, I’d be very grateful and promise to host the images myself.

Again, a word of warning: I, myself, have not tested these. But I’ve seen that I’ve been on Digg and Stumble and a couple of others, so at least they plant the seed.

Presumably you’re smart enough to see where you put in the URL to your post, and the title of the post. If you’re not, I cannot help you.

<a href=”http://del.icio.us/post?url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;title= the infamous exploding whale video”> del.icio.us: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://www.blinklist.com/index.php?Action=Blink/addblink.php&Description=&Url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;Title= the infamous exploding whale video”>blinklist: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://www.furl.net/storeIt.jsp?u=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;t= the infamous exploding whale video”>furl: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/”>Digg it: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://ma.gnolia.com/bookmarklet/add?url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;title= the infamous exploding whale video”>ma.gnolia: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;title= the infamous exploding whale video”>Stumble it: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://www.simpy.com/simpy/LinkAdd.do?url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;title= the infamous exploding whale video”>simpy: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://www.newsvine.com/_tools/seed&save?url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;title= the infamous exploding whale video”>newsvine: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://reddit.com/submit?url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;title= the infamous exploding whale video”>reddit: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

<a href=”http://cgi.fark.com/cgi/fark/edit.pl?new_url=https://raincoaster.com/2006/11/21/the-infamous-exploding-whale-video/;new_comment= the infamous exploding whale video”>fark: the infamous exploding whale video</a>

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