and now, at the end of days, as the sun sinks, spent, into eternal darkness through sulphurous, striated clouds of irradiated effluence, R’lyeh rises from the abyss, and Nyarlathotep writhes and shrieks in unholy glee at his anchor desk, at last we see the signs clearly

The man who took this iconic photograph:

Kim Phuc

is also the man who took this iconic photograph:

Paris Hilton

And there you have it; the devolution of civilization, right before our very eyes. As Jezebel says, Paris Hilton is the Kim Phuc of 2007. And Nick Ut is apparently the Cassandra.

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LolCathulhu!!!

O R’lyeh?

Cathulhu

Stolen from Dossier‘s exhaustive roundup of Lols, which dwarfs those of all other lollisticles, even Laughing Squid; alas, they are not totally enchanted by my LolGoths, but that’s okay.

I’ve still got my poetry.

bonus discovery: LolCthulhu! As soon as I can load this machine with some graphics program less tarded than Paint I’ll be all over that like black, iridescent slime over the horribly mangled, decapitated corpse of a Shoggoth’s victim.

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Caption Contest: George W. Bush

As usual, win vast fame and the right to be eaten first when the Earth is cleared off. No cash.

Stolen from Gawker, who stole it from Towelroad, who stole it from Getty. I THINK. These geopolitical media conspiracies are so damn confusing since I stopped reading The Nation.

Invisible Intern

My suggestion, if the LolMaker (TM) were working correctly, which it is not…

“Invisible Intern!”

Also: Blair looking hawt again. Screwing over his successor and hooping his own party for a generation or so agrees with the boy.

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New York, as seen from Canada

Wow, I think I must be related to this guy. We’re not so different after all, us Canuckistanis and you Upper Mexicans.

Karl Rove as math equation

Why not? I mean, he’s a crappy human being; maybe this is a step up for him.

From Mock, Paper, Scissors.

Karl Rove, the new math

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