Yo, yo! Y’all aren’t gonna b’leev this, up frum tha street:
For context, please see Weird Al’s White and Nerdy (backup dancing by Donny Osmond).
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Category Archives: sad
lines I have left out of technical support forum responses: episode #1
“your mother called. She wants you to swing by The Home and sex her up again.”
Mark should never have told me I could abuse spammers.
Talk about opening Pandora’s Box.
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and this is your car on drugs
Somebody really wasn’t thinking straight when he tried to lead the cops on a cocaine-fueled high-speed chase. Surprisingly, this comes from the Netherlands, not the never-netherland of hillbilly territory. From the Daily Mail via Gawker.
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quiz: which Indiana Jones character are you?
There seems to be a slight difference of opinion among these quiz-type things. I mean, hey, if you can’t trust anonymous internet quiz-builders, who can you trust?
Check it out below. To really get your Indy on, do the quizzes and finish off by checking out our own dear, sweet re-edit job: Indiana Jones and the Call of Cthulhu.
Which Indiana Jones Character are You
You are Indiana Jones the King of all Crusaders
Take this quiz!
Now, you cannot tell me that 55% of quiz-taking Myspacers are Indiana Jones inside. No way. That’s just too arrogant. But this…this is going too far.
You are a Victim!
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| Congratulations! You are most like a Victim, an unfortunate being always in constant need of Indiana Jones’ help. Although it sucks to be the Victim, your helplessness plays a vital role to the Indiana Jones of the world because he/she can save your sad behind from cannibals and hunters. |
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Sex and the City and the Matrix?
I must have missed that episode. Tell me, dear reader, would Carrie Bradshaw and Neo not have the dumbest, most perfectly styled baby of all time? Also, if that ain’t Laurence Fishburne, who the fuck is it? I recognize the White Rabbit.
Stolen from Cat’s blog.
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