Star Trek: O-Faces

SWF, at least technically, so don’t go reporting me to WordPress as a Mature blog; staff knows that the LAST thing I am is “mature.”

This charming video is neither more nor less than just what I said it was: a video roundup of (nouveau, NextGen, alas) Star Trek O-faces, including the funniest money shot in the history of television.

Stolen from Fleshbot (NSFW) via io9

Bonus: Warriors of the Web (Klingon pornstars) via Wired

and

Closer, the Nine Inch Nails Kirk/Spock slash music video!

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Bear Cub Porn!

Bear porn.

You know you want it. It makes you feel dirty and all tingly inside, and the rougher and rawer it is, the better you like it. Here, in lieu of a real, effort-taking blog post (since I’m currently under the weather and, it feels like, Mount Olympus as well) is a random selection of naked, underage panda bears in compromising positions for your amusement.

Panda Pron

and the immortal nekkid kiddie panda bear wrestling vid:

bonus hawt teenage panda-bear-on-panda-bear action:

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Elf you, the Musical!

Oh my, this IS random.

And NSFW, lingo-wise.

As near as I can make out, it’s some kind of pervy European Keebler elf frat house theme song, subtitled. If you speak… uh, elvish, by all means provide a translation!

Winona Ryder sex tape shocker! Watch the video here

You’ve heard about it. Now you can watch it right here on the ol’ raincoaster blog, but be warned: Winona Ryder is just a little “unconventional,” however enthusiastic she may be. Okay, she’s crazy.

I don’t think that ventriloquist’s dummy knew what hit him!

via Defamer and HollywoodTuna

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Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (pic)

head.

Daniel Radcliffe in Equus

Toldja.

Hat tip for the tipoff to With Malice

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