I don’t think this is anywhere near fucking strong enough; there’s nothing about tentacles! Stolen from Herbivorous, who at some point linked to me, for what reason I cannot imagine. I only keep the plants alive so I can hide in them when those nosy journalist types come around.
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Well, plenty anyway.
It’s just under a month to my actual birthday and the virtual presents are already piling up under the ol’ raincoaster birthday tree.
First of all, the world is finally showing the lolgoths some love, with links from France, Germany, and the republics of laughing squid, loltapirs, lolbuffy, and lolnin. And WordPress.com top posts, finally; everybody is completely verklempt about the Marilyn/Dita thing. Even if they DID downvote it to minus two on reddit. Goths have no sensa huma.
Gawker used something I sent them, which is like the second time in history after the sure thing booze post from Cold Desert.
And today, they gave me this:
Seriously, does it look like she just whipped those out of her Wonderbra or what? I adore the fact that the lipstick perfectly matches the octopi. How cute is that? I can picture the makeup artist at the Dior counter, holding shade after shade up to the octo-hides…
Oh wait, I just remembered that octopi can change colour to match their backgrounds. Obviously these were slate grey or plaid or sumpin until she picked them up and then their little octobrains said OMG we’re totally clashing here, gimme a sec, and poof, perfect camouflage!
But topping even Padma’s ‘Pussies is the mighty, roaring tsunami of tentacles that Stiletto Girl posted for me over on her blog. Click and marvel at this amazing roundup; in true SG style, every single one of the octopi is completely starkers. Nekkid as the day it was borned! VVNSFAquarium! You’ve been warned!
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And, like most of us, he wakes up hungry! Hat tip to Master Cowfish for this loverly image. You gotta know this is a great book. Why, the characters just jump off the page…well, crawl, with a soft, heavy squelching sound…
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The man who took this iconic photograph:
is also the man who took this iconic photograph:
And there you have it; the devolution of civilization, right before our very eyes. As Jezebel says, Paris Hilton is the Kim Phuc of 2007. And Nick Ut is apparently the Cassandra.
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O R’lyeh?
Stolen from Dossier‘s exhaustive roundup of Lols, which dwarfs those of all other lollisticles, even Laughing Squid; alas, they are not totally enchanted by my LolGoths, but that’s okay.
I’ve still got my poetry.
bonus discovery: LolCthulhu! As soon as I can load this machine with some graphics program less tarded than Paint I’ll be all over that like black, iridescent slime over the horribly mangled, decapitated corpse of a Shoggoth’s victim.
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